Here's a physics lesson, Poindexter. Undies plus gravity equals WEDGIE!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Aw! Goat love!
They say it's the most honest love there is!
[Timmy is trapped by a mob after admitting to setting the town mascot Chompy free]
I'm doomed!
Well, you've lived a good life, right?
I'm only ten!
I said good, not long!
DDad
Well, son, I'd have to do this: [screams like a female] Hypothetically, of course.
[to a gray blob] Are you Timmy?
GBGray Blob #1
No. I'm Chet.
[to another gray blob] Are you Timmy?
GBGray Blob #2
I'm Dominic.
[to the first gray blob] Are you Timmy?
GBGray Blob #1
I just told you! I'm Chet.
I hate this wish! I can't tell which blob is our blob.
GBGray Dr. Bender
Is this your ball on our lawn, and your gray on our gray?
GTGray Timmy
Dr.Bender! Wendell! You're big gray blobs just like me!
GBGray Dr. Bender
Actually we're the grayest and the blobbiest.
GTGray Timmy
But everyone's exactly alike!
GBGray Dr. Bender
That's where you're wrong, little, not so gray boy! In fact, only blobs as gray and blobby as we are can have a gray ball as fun as this. Now beat it!
BDDr. Bender DDS
Well, Bucky The Buck-Toothed Tooth Boy, that's where you're WRONG!
If you're playing Timmy Ball, wear a helmet.
What about Wanda Ball?
I know that game!
Do you know I use a cinder block?
Didn't know that! [Wanda drops a cinder block on his head] Aah!
Who are all these gifts for?
Nobody. I just like making you work!
Merry Christmas Mr. and Mrs. Turner. Is it time for my Christmas bonus?
DDad
Yep. This year you get to leave early!
I love the smell of Christmas in the morning!
It's ho-ho-horrible! As Christmas enters its third week, the world screams, "Christmas is entering its third week!"
[on a television in a shop window] As the world falls apart at the seams, people everywhere are asking "who is responsible for this?", and "how can we tear them limb from limb?"!
Err... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yeah! He's cute when he's angry!
What do you second rate, not-Christmas holidays want with our Timmy?
EBEaster Bunny
He better unwish that wish, or he's gonna an egg where the sun don't shine!
In the closet?
CCowgirl
Merry Christmas! [Hands Timmy some gas for his snowmobile] Or, as we say in Montana; you're standing in cow manure!
Awesome!
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