[explaining to Vicky why she can't do the "Timmy Tuck"] Timmy's small and nice; you're tall and weighed down with too much evil.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[refusing to give Timmy the crown] Oh, you want this crown? You got a better chance of some loser 12 year old waistory falling out of the sky and plowing me into the ground!
Here you go.
[seeing Chester crash] "Wow, his whole face hit at the same time! He must be really good!"
There's evil afoot...I mean, a-Chin!
Wow! A Timmy Turner action figure! With thumb-sucking action! Yo!
I eat evil...for breakfast!
I have goats...in my pants!
Justice...thy name is Chin!
Of all my muscles, my brain is one of 'em!
I wonder why I got so bored with you?
Check out my dimple, it's huge!
Now I remember; your action phrases stunk!
You do my dishes, and you cut my lawn.
BBoy
But these are your chores.
And these are High Definition photos of you two sneaking into an R-rated movie! AND...ACTION!
Well, well, well, what's this? Two new toys? [grabs Cosmo and Wanda] Well, guess who they get to meet!
Not Mr. Hammer....
CWCosmo & Wanda
Mr. Hammer?
Yes, Mr. Hammer and his friend, Mrs. Saw! [Vicky takes out a hammer and saw.]
Hi, Mrs. Saw! I'm Cosmo, and this is Wanda! [Wanda glares at him.] Don't you want to be a good host?
NO! Those are Timmy's dolls!
Oh, that changes EVERYTHING! [she takes out a blowtorch.]
Hey! Mr. Fire! Have you met Wanda?
Bad dog! You know you're only supposed to do that outside or at Timmy's house!
I'm just...
CWCosmo & Wanda
A stupid ten year old boy!
Right. And I'm not interested in girls, and I won't be until I'm...
CWCosmo & Wanda
A stupid eleven year old boy!
Then...there's hope? THERE'S HOPE!
I am totally into the idea of you giving me to Tootie. This way, she'll always have a little piece of you that she can smother and choke with love.
Wow! That was an oddly specific action phrase.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Fairly OddParents pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.