Let's get something straight! I'm not bright! Big words confuse me! I have the attention span of a rodent! But Wanda loves me anyway. She makes me happy and THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR YOU!
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MCMama Cosma
It's not working! He's falling in love with her again!
CCupid
Well, where's the dough? You know, as the god of love, I love cash.
MCMama Cosma
And I love the idea of Cosmo not being able to love Wanda.
[frustrated] At this rate, I'll never get home! [grabs one of Cupid's arrows] I'll just make them fall in love, and sort it out later.
[spots a nickel and ducks] Ooh! I spy a nickel!
CCupid
[arrow hits Cupid] You know, Mama Cosma, there is something I love more than money: YOU! [Mama Cosma screams as Cupid chases her]
I'm sorry I yelled at you puddin'. I promise I won't do it unless you really mess up again.
Like I will tomorrow?
It's a date.
DDad
Okay honey, are you ready for your anniversary present?
MMom
[blindfolded] Oh, I'm so excited! What is it? What is it?
DDad
Open your eyes!
MMom
It's a blindfold! Oh, I've always wanted one!
Great jaws of justice! Spatula Woman!
But that's just a geek in a costume!
My powers...gone! There must be some sort of Chintonite in this facility!
TCTimmy/Cleft
[tied to a giant hairy leg missile] Couldn't you have shaved this thing?!
BKThe Bronze Kneecap
[pointing to his kneecap] Don't make me use this!
TCTimmy/Cleft
The Crimson Chin is still a hero, right?! He'll save me, right?!
Stupid ketchup!
TCTimmy/Cleft
Well, uh... besides, I'm not in any real trouble, right?! If I were in any real danger, my Godparents would get me outta here, right?!
Stupid ketchup!
By my mother's mandible - I say NAY!
[Timmy wins the Comic Book Convention fancy dress competition]
He's my hero!
[holding a hero sandwich] And this is mine! [attempts to squeeze ketchup while shaking it up and down, but can't] Stupid ketchup!
I can't believe it! I'm this dog's dog.
Isn't that a rap song?
[gives himself some rap clothes] Word! [gets weighed down by all the stuff and crashes to the bottom of the fishbowl]
Dogs have a better sense of smell. And they can see in black and white. And they can go to the bathroom anywhere they want!
So can I. I'm just polite!
[sing-song] I married the smart one!
[sing-song] And I married the...well, he's cute, right?
Ooh, yeah - I'm gonna swing, Daddy-o! I'm gonna call up all my old friends [leafing through book] Lessee, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda with a star beside it, Panda, no that's "Wanda" with a smudge on the 'W'. I...I...I miss Wanda!
[floating at a typewriter]
Finally, a romance novel to shake the ages. [starts typing] It was dawn. I was in my towel when the ninjas attacked...
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