It's a show about nothing!...How do we know when it's over?
[watching the show] I do. [changes the channel]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Follow me to the TV; I've got an idea!
[writing in a book] Wednesday, March 22nd: Cosmo had an idea!
[Later]
I'm all out of ideas!
[writing in book] Well, easy come, easy go.
[Even later]
I had another idea!
[writing in book] This was a magnificent day for Cosmo!
Well, keep it down; you know when I'm watching you, I'm watching something on TV!
It's 6:13. Timmy always goes to the bathroom at 6:13.
And that's weird. He always struck as a 7:43 whizzinator.
Those creeps! Wait 'til I reset them!
No! If you turn off the game while they're in there, or if they lose their 3 lives, they'll disappear forever.
Then I wish they're out of the game!
You can't! [turns his head into Timmy's] Quote: "I wish for a video game that's challenging - a game that you can't wish yourself out of!" Unquote. [returns to normal]
You either win the game, or take off the helmet.
You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?
Nope. We're two halves of a whole idiot!
NNarrator
His velvety voice and beautiful lyrics have moved many a generation...
[singing] The wheels on the bus go round and round!
NNarrator
He is a talent that will fill your heart with joy.
[singing] There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name O!
Man, there is nothing on today!
I'm a Cosmo Coin, and boy am I glad to see you.
Ditto!
[Running on the treadmill that keeps the power going] This'll be great for my glutes!
I wish I had something to stop Vicky!
Hey, that's just vague enough to work!
[Cosmo creates a door, and Timmy's parents come in]
MMom
Vicky! It's us.
DDad
Timmy's Mom and Dad!
MMom
We're back!
DDad
You can go home now.
[screaming and melting] Nooooo!
QJQueen Jipjorrulac
We wouldn't have to blow up all these planets if you just stop for directions.
KGKing Gripullon
Quiet! I'm still the king around here!
QJQueen Jipjorrulac
King of getting lost.
KGKing Gripullon
Silence!
[first instance of Timmy's recurring explanation for the amazing things he has as the result of his fairy godparents]
Killer Crash suit, dude!
Yeah -wherever did you get it?
Uhh, internet?
We have good news and bad news.
What's the good news?
The alien we got you is actually a prince from the dreaded war planet Yugopotamia.
And his parents are on their way to destroy the Earth and rescue their son!
What's the bad news?
Oh, wait...that was the bad news!
[shouting] Then what's the good news?!
I found a nickel!
[While Timmy shows off the dinosaur he wished for to the class]
Incredible! No normal child could have access to that kind of genetic technology. There's only one logical explanation...Fairy Godparents!
[At the end of a three way phone call, Timmy and Chester simply hang up]
Doesn't anyone say "goodbye" anymore?
Yippee! That hurt!
No, Cosmo, you're supposed to say "ouch" when something hurts
Oh, okay. Yippee! That ouched!
Can I offer you anything with that? Cream, sugar, magic?
What was that last one?
[unsure] Sugar?
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