The Fairly OddParents Season 1 quotes

[to Wanda] Your voice...is like the chorus of a thousand angels!

Yeah?! Well, my foot is gonna feel like the chorus of a thousand- [Juandissimo turns Cosmo into a tortoise] REVENGE! REVEEEEEENGE! [starts crawling towards his wand]

Why doesn't he just wish for sweeter lemonade?

I can do that! [he takes off his shoes and socks, then sticks his socks into a glass.]

I said "sweeter", not "sweatier"!

Really? I thought you said, "dunk your sweaty socks in Timmy's lemonade"!

Chet Ubetcha

This is Chet Ubetcha with BIG news...I'M THE TALLEST NEWSCASTER ALIVE! DETAILS AT ELEVEN!

[with Cockney accent] Oh no! Without our wands, we can't use our magic to change everything back!

[with Cockney accent] I say, this is a bit of a stickywicket! [normal voice] I mean, dude! This reeks!

Oh no! One of them is going to turn the future America into a yellow-toothed-electricity-deprived rathole!

Yeah! And the other one is going to turn it into a brightly-lit democratically-run rathole!

Don't worry Timmy! It's not over 'till the fat lady votes!

Can the principal vote?

[recurring] Must- chop- WOOOOOOD!

Cosmo thinks everything's funny. Watch. [to Cosmo, speaking in a monotone voice] Pudding.

Ha-ha-ha! She said 'puh', then 'ding'!

We're going to read fairy tales to low privileged, confused dolphins!

We're gonna read "The Little Dolphin Who Cried..." [dolphin cry]!

Have fun, you two!

Vicky

Oh, don't worry. [holds up a bunny suit] We're going to redefine the word fun!

Hey, guess what, Timmy, we're gonna grade you on your performance! We'll give you an A-! [holds out an A-]

An A-minus?!

Up-bup-bup, questioning the grades, that gives you a B. [holds out a B]

But...

Talking back, that gives you a C! [holds out a C]

A C?!

Raising your voice! D! [holds out a Q]

That's a Q!

That gives you an F, smarty pants! [hands him an F]

[Timmy is playing a Crash Nebula video game, like he did back in "Smarty Pants."] Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Uh... never cook bacon with your shirt off? [whistling, removes shirt and tie, bacon splatters out of the pan]

No. I wish my life had a reset button!

This time I'm ready for Crocker's stupid test!

Heh. Good news, Turner. You've taken F to a new level. I'm going to give you a Super F! Heh-heh-eh-eh-heh!

A D! As in...don't get your hopes up for a high-paying career! [chuckles]

B! As in...but you're not supposed to be this smart.

An A-! As in...oh, wait, I give so few A's, I have no prepared sarcasm.

Do I think Timmy Turner is neat? Actually, my love for him burns with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns, but I can't let Trixie know that. [typing] No way, he's gross!

Oh, great. The crazy one likes me.

[recurring line] (name of child), I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your mother/father by coming in anyway! [breaks down door with battering ram]

This year, I'm a floating human janitor.

And I'm a floating human nurse.

Who floats!

Vicky

And I'm the Wicked Witch of "Where's-My-Candy?!"