[Principal Waxleplax is stuck in a trap Crocker tried to set up for Cosmo and Wanda] I may be naive, but I don't think she's doing it right.
PWPrincipal Waxleplax
[screaming] CROCKER!
[sarcastically] Oh, perfect.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
PWPrincipal Waxleplax
A week of detention for all of you! [to Timmy] You for faking your show and tell[to Chester and A.J.] You for going into the girls bathroom! [to Crocker] And you for trapping me in a toilet paper cocoon and promising two young boys they could enslave the earth! THAT'S NOT RIGHT!
TTTrixie Tang
[Shielding herself from Timmy's bright teeth] May I grace you with my presence?
It'll be your honor!
TTTrixie Tang
Oh, you're good!
What do those popular kids have that I don't?
Besides the clothes and the money and the stuff?
[Timmy has become popular, so Chester and A.J. have to find a new friend]
Elmer, you're the new Timmy. [puts Timmy's hat on Elmer]
EElmer
Neat! Can my boil have a hat, too?
What's going on?
You're being sued by Fairy World, and Jorgen Von Strangle is the persecutor!
Don't you mean prosecutor?
No!
I'm gonna be the defense attorney!
TWTimmy & Wanda
NO!
[Cosmo turns into a defense attorney]
And, for my first legal maneuver, I'd like to make a motion! [starts dancing]
Don't look at me. I'm just a coal miner!
MMom
Take good care of our fancy new vase while we're gone! Oh, and Timmy, too. Keep an eye on him.
[glaring at vase] I hate you. Stop mocking me!
Look at the size of this food! If I could shrink everyone in the world down to this size, there'd be enough food to end world hunger!
Oh, that's beautiful, Timmy!
But not why we're here! Look! Big candy!
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
SCSingle Cell Princess
[very fast Valley girl] My interests include wiggling and swimming. My turn-offs are penicillin and antibiotics. But enough about me, tell me about you.
Well, my name's Timmy and I have a short attention span and... [wanders off]
[repeated throughout episode] So bored, can't focus.
That's right, Timmy's throwing a "Break Timmy's Stuff" party at his house!
We're in Kidney Land! Oh, my gosh! Look!
CWCosmo & Wanda
It's Walt Kidney!
Mission control, this is what makes Vicky tick. Cool I can see what Vicky sees.
Excuse me, this is a secure area. Who are you?
Uh, I'm Bob from the ahhh... central nervous system.
VSVicky's Sub-Conscious
Hi Bob.
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