The Fairly OddParents quotes

I'm Pettiness, that's Jealousy.

Why don't I have a suit like that?

And this is Anger.

[sweet] Hello, would you like a cookie?

Sure.

[sweet] Well... [angry] SO WOULD I!

[being chased by a swarm of antibodies] I have to find a way out before they box me in! That's it. [flies up a finds a fast-food talkbox] A voice box!

Welcome to Voice in the Box. May I take your order?

[activates a megaphone] I wish I was out of here! [reverbrates up Vicky's larynx]

Vicky

[cleaning the house] I have to clean the mess I made and- [in Timmy's voice] I wish I was out of here!

Did you hear that? Timmy learned ventriloquism.

And Vicky's the dummy!

Vicky

What?! Cute little animals?! And they're CLEANING?! GET OUT!

TROPHY-SENSES TINGLING! TO THE TROPHY CASE!

What happened here?!?!

Uh...I melted your trophy with heat vision?

Where did you get heat vision?

Uh...Internet?

Oh, he's good.

I'm so mad I wish blinding beams of heat would shoot out of my eyes right now!

No, no, ours is the one with the silly pink hat.

Go to your room and don't come out until you learn responsibility for other people's property...or welding skills...whichever comes first!

Now it's time for Scary Stories From The Future! In the future, there will be 500 TV channels.

Far out!

But nothing to watch!

AAH!

The system's trying to take him prisoner!

We're all prisoners...on the inside!

I love you!

That little Billy Gates and his crazy ideas.

[as Young Dad, offering his trophy] Hi, Mom! I'm Dad. Will you take this; go out with me; marry me; and someday have a boy with a silly pink hat?

Okay. I'll come by your house later!

[as Young Dad] Groovy! If I'm asleep in a tent in the backyard, wake me up and tell me about the race, in excruciating detail!

Okay. [wanders off]

This is me graduating dictator college. And this is me taking over the world - with smiles! And this is where I'd put a trophy- IF I HAD ONE!

I hate everything! I hate cats, I hate this day. I'm going to bed...which I hate!

You're such a Mama's boy!

I'm not!

[turns Cosmo into a baby] Now you are!

Hey! You made me make a poopie!