The Fairly OddParents quotes

[in front of Trixie Tang's house] Time to get what I've always wanted; Trixie Tang's love.

Timmy, this is going to end badly.

I'll just be more specific: I wish Trixie Tang loved Timmy Turner.

Norm

Whatever you say. [puts wish in action]

[lovestruck] I love Timmy Turner. I love Timmy Turner.

Excellent! [a boy walks up to Trixie] Not excellent! Who's that?

Norm

That? That's Timmy J. Turner, of Penouscha, Wisconsin. [Trixie kisses the boy, and he faints, awestruck; as Trixie floats another boy] That's Timmy K. Timmy, El Sadungo, California. [Trixie kisses the boy and he also faints; as Trixie then floats to a old man] Timothy T. Turner, of Plattsburgh, Georgia...

[Trixie gives him a peck kiss of affection] Oh-ho, you are sweet!

Norm

You know what they all have in common? They're all smarter than you! [laughs] You think this is fun? I think so.

You're going back in the lamp.

[to Norm] You tricked me!

Norm

How could I trick you? I mean, you're ten years old and I'm fifty thousand. And with those teeth. I mean look at the size of those things! Hey, there's something you could've wished for: human-sized teeth.

Norm

[trapped inside a vacuum] I can't get out! Darn it! This bag is made out of smoof, isn't it? There are three things I can't escape from: magic lamps, the charms of Barbara Eden, and smoof stuff!

[handing Uncle Albert a package] Package, Uncle Albert.

Splendid! Put it by the other ones, eh? [sets down Norm's lava lamp] Ah, another lamp for my collection. I can't wait to rub it... [Norm smirks triumphantly] ...as soon as they let me out of this straightjacket!

[to another guard] Poor sap. He thinks genies really exist.

Loony, eh?

Ah-hahahaha! GENIES!

Norm

[in defeat] Aw, smoof!

[as the Pixies are driving along in the desert in a car] Well, HP, it seems like another thirty-seven year plan to take over Fairy World has failed.

Head Pixie

Yes, Sanderson. It seems like as long as there are fairies on Earth, we will never get the upper hand.

I can't believe they're making us drive home this time.

[thinking their circus train is about to crash] I knew I should've finished law school!

[standing in an extremely shallow pool of water (just a puddle of water) in Camp Learnatorium] How am I supposed to pee in this?

[to Timmy] Oh hi, Turner. Don't mind us; we're just enjoying the show. Your misery is like going to the movies for us. [to Head Pixie] Want some popcorn?

Head Pixie

It's unsalted and unbuttered, right?

And unpopped.

Isn't there supposed to be a good cop and a bad cop?

We had some cutbacks. Now do you want to stay in fairy jail for the rest of your fairy life, or do you want to blame Cosmo?

No!

[flips badge over to "good cop" side] Please?

No!

Okay, good cop over. Blame Cosmo!

Blame Cosmo? [segue into "Floating with You" song]

[handcuffed with Wanda, after "Floating with You" song finishes] You really are kind of naggy.

Did you get the handcuff key?

Yep. Operation "Distract-Jorgen-with-a-mushy-gooey-love song" works every time!

[sobbing in a corner over the love song] I saw her, and no other? And that part with the fingerprints! Fingers aren't shaped like that [hearts]! That is love!

[pointing to bridge] There's still enough pretty color left for one of us to slide down the rainbow bridge! Wow. There wasn't a single manly word in that sentence.

Head Pixie

And just think all we had to do to beat our fairy enemies is to rip a clown from his super hilarious destiny and convince him that fun wasn't fun but that boring is fun.

You had to be a clown to fall for that one.

Head Pixie

A really dumb clown!

That kid is right! They were using me! I'll show them who's a dumb clown!

This tea tastes like stupid green fish and fat pink fish!

WHAT?!

Nobody calls Wanda fat except my mother, and me that one time and I'll never make that mistake again.

Nobody calls Cosmo stupid except me, Jorgen, and well everybody and its still not nice!

Uh oh... that doesn't sound good.

WE QUIT!

OH NO! What did my clone do?!

Goodbye forever, you ungrateful twerp!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Norm

Hey. Anyone has an evil plan going great today? No just me? Ha Ha!

You made my godparents quit. Why you do that?

Norm

Isn't it obvious? With those 2 out of the picture that position is open to anyone including me. All the power of a Genie all the freedom of a fairy. How great will that be? For me.

You'll never get away with this!

Norm

Sure I will because according to Da Rules in about 4 seconds Jorgen is going to wipe your memory.

Timmy Turner you have lost your godparents!

Norm

Get him out of there, will ya? I gotta meet Railroad McBraceface back at the single wide.

Your godparents have quit! Which means you lose EVERYTHING! Binky, I need more ominous music. Play track 7. [Binky turns on a track on a CD which plays "Pop Goes the Weasel"] I SAID TRACK 7!

Sorry!

Norm

I'll tell you in song!

AJ

We don't feel like thinking anymore. SURFS UP DUDES!