Rudy Huxtable quotes from The Cosby Show

Cliff

Is this the same juicer that I said, 'Mine, mine, mine'?

Rudy

Yes...are you mad?

Cliff

Yes, yes, yes.

Cliff

Is this the same juicer that I said, 'Mine, mine, mine'?

Rudy

Yes...are you mad?

Cliff

Yes, yes, yes.

Clair

[whispers] Rudy, come here, quick! Rudy, do you see that guy over there?

Rudy

Daddy?

Clair

Listen, I want you to go over there and tell him that you heard that I thought he was cute.

Rudy

[goes over to Cliff] Mommy said that she heard that she thinks you're cute.

Cliff

Who?

Rudy

Mommy!

Cliff

Mommy said that she heard that she thinks she's cute?

Rudy

You!

Cliff

You tell her that I think that she is allllllriiiiight! [Cliff stops Rudy] Wait, wait, wait, come back here a minute. But don't tell her that I said it. You tell her that you heard that I might have said it.

Rudy

Daddy said that he might heard that you are goooooourgest!

Clair

I want you to go back and tell him that you thought you heard that I would like to go out on a date with him Saturday night at 12:05.

Rudy

[to Cliff] Mommy said that she heard that she would like to go on a date with you at three-oh-oh.

Cliff

Tell her that at 0300, the leukocytes will take over all of the minejectnofields and that I will kiss her on the steps of the Theresa hotel.

Rudy

[to Clair] He said a zeuklomax and a zuklomax may bo and she wants, uh he wants to meet you on the steps of the hotel-of-something.

Clair

Now...

Rudy

No no no, come on. [leads Clair over to Cliff]

Cliff

What did she say?

Rudy

No no no!

Cliff

She said no?

Clair

[whispers] Rudy, come here, quick! Rudy, do you see that guy over there?

Rudy

Daddy?

Clair

Listen, I want you to go over there and tell him that you heard that I thought he was cute.

Rudy

[goes over to Cliff] Mommy said that she heard that she thinks you're cute.

Cliff

Who?

Rudy

Mommy!

Cliff

Mommy said that she heard that she thinks she's cute?

Rudy

You!

Cliff

You tell her that I think that she is allllllriiiiight! [Cliff stops Rudy] Wait, wait, wait, come back here a minute. But don't tell her that I said it. You tell her that you heard that I might have said it.

Rudy

Daddy said that he might heard that you are goooooourgest!

Clair

I want you to go back and tell him that you thought you heard that I would like to go out on a date with him Saturday night at 12:05.

Rudy

[to Cliff] Mommy said that she heard that she would like to go on a date with you at three-oh-oh.

Cliff

Tell her that at 0300, the leukocytes will take over all of the minejectnofields and that I will kiss her on the steps of the Theresa hotel.

Rudy

[to Clair] He said a zeuklomax and a zuklomax may bo and she wants, uh he wants to meet you on the steps of the hotel-of-something.

Clair

Now...

Rudy

No no no, come on. [leads Clair over to Cliff]

Cliff

What did she say?

Rudy

No no no!

Cliff

She said no?

Rudy

Hi Denise!

Denise

Hi.

Rudy

Whatcha doing?

Denise

Waiting to talk to dad.

Rudy

What are you gonna talk about?

Denise

Just things.

Rudy

What things?

Denise

They're private.

Rudy

Tell me.

Denise

No.

Rudy

[demanding] Tell me.

Denise

It's none of your business.

Rudy

I know what you're gonna talk about.

Denise

Well really, what?

Rudy

I'm not telling.

Rudy

Hi Denise!

Denise

Hi.

Rudy

Whatcha doing?

Denise

Waiting to talk to dad.

Rudy

What are you gonna talk about?

Denise

Just things.

Rudy

What things?

Denise

They're private.

Rudy

Tell me.

Denise

No.

Rudy

[demanding] Tell me.

Denise

It's none of your business.

Rudy

I know what you're gonna talk about.

Denise

Well really, what?

Rudy

I'm not telling.

Vanessa

I thought it over and I've decided I'm not taking off this sweater until you apologize for poking me in the shoulder.

Denise

I'm not apologizing.

Vanessa

Okay. [pokes Denise in the shoulder] We're even.

Denise

Hey, wait a minute. You're not even, you're still wearing my sweater.

Vanessa

Knock it off, Denise!

Denise

I don't have to.

Vanessa

You're just mad because this sweater looks better on me.

Denise

Yeah, right.

Vanessa

Don't shove me!

Denise

I can shove you any time I want to!

Vanessa

Is that right?!

Denise

Yeah, that's right!

Vanessa

Get off! Let go of me, Denise!

Denise

Let me-- LET GO-- LET GO OF MY HAIR VANESSA!!! LET GO! [Rudy is outside hearing the fight and Cliff and Clair rushes over]

Cliff

What's goin' on in there?

Rudy

Fight, fight!

Cliff

All right, now-- stop stop the two of you stop! Stop it! [Cliff falls over]

Rudy

[screaming] STOP IT!!!!!!!

Clair

All right, that's enough that's enough now stop, Denise and Vanessa, I said you better stop! Cliff, are you alright?

Cliff

They took me out.

Clair

Rudy, wait in my room please

Rudy

Do I have to?

Clair

Yes you do.

Rudy

Now.

Clair

Yes now.

Rudy

Oh boy.

Clair

I wanna know what's goin' on in here? [Denise and Vanessa talk at the same time] Wait a minute, wait a minute. Denise you go first.

Vanessa

Why does she get to go first?!

Clair

Because I said so!

Denise

She went into my closet and took the sweater: the one I said she couldn't have [Denise hits Vanessa and they keep fighting]

Clair

GIRLS, I SAID "STOP"!!! Stop it. Vanessa is this true?

Vanessa

Well---

Cliff

[Interrupting her] No, no, no, before you start to say "No" let me remind you that you are wearing the evidence?

Vanessa

Oh yeah. Well, mom she shoved me!

Denise

I shoved her because she took my sweater!

Clair

We have rules in this house: one of them is "We don't take things that don't belong to us" and the other one is "We don't try to kill each other", Denise, you may not drive your car for 2 days.

Denise

But mom!

Clair

Don't "But mom" me! Vanessa, you can't talk on the telephone for the next 2 days. Now give your sister her sweater back.

Cliff

And you will wear the same clothes for 2 days in a row!

Vanessa

Aw, come on, dad!

Clair

Come on, Vanessa, give your sister her sweater back. [Vanessa throws Denise's sweater at her]

Denise

Stop!

Clair

Give it back nicely.

Vanessa

I'm sorry, Denise.

Denise

Now I have to get it clean!

Clair

Okay, the money for the cleaning comes out of your allowance.

Vanessa

Yes, mom.

Clair

Vanessa, what has gotten into you? I have never, ever seen you act like this.

Vanessa

Mom, come on, Denise and I have fought over clothes before.

Cliff

Yeah, but not to the death!

Rudy

Sondra, promise you won't get mad.

Sondra

What did you do?

Rudy

I spilled nail polish.

Sondra

Okay. We'll go clean it up.

Rudy

In your suitcase.

Rudy

Hey, you, stop that! That's my daddy's painting!

All right, we have $1000 and a little girl who loves her daddy.

Rudy

Sondra, promise you won't get mad.

Sondra

What did you do?

Rudy

I spilled nail polish.

Sondra

Okay. We'll go clean it up.

Rudy

In your suitcase.

Rudy

Hey, you, stop that! That's my daddy's painting!

All right, we have $1000 and a little girl who loves her daddy.

Dr. Burns

I think if you were to go ahead of Peter and show him there's nothing to be afraid of, he'd do it. Do you understand?

Rudy

Yes.

Dr. Burns

But you won't do it?

Rudy

No.

Dr. Burns

No...you mean I'm in this alone?

Dr. Burns

I think if you were to go ahead of Peter and show him there's nothing to be afraid of, he'd do it. Do you understand?

Rudy

Yes.

Dr. Burns

But you won't do it?

Rudy

No.

Dr. Burns

No...you mean I'm in this alone?

Clair

You can't ride to the park unless you are accompanied by an adult.

Rudy

Will you 'upcompany' me?

Clair

You can't ride to the park unless you are accompanied by an adult.

Rudy

Will you 'upcompany' me?