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The Cosby Show · Season 2, Episode 2

“The Juicer” quotes from The Cosby Show

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“The Juicer” · Season 2, Episode 2

In this episode: Cliff Huxtable (4), Clair Huxtable (4), Theo Huxtable (2), Rudy Huxtable (2)

What is this?

Dear. This is a stainless steel maintenance free appliance which provides nutritious drinks for just pennies a day.

And it's going to end up with the rest of the stainless steel self maintenance appliances in the appliance graveyard underneath the counter. [opens up the counter] Let's see. [pulls out a waffle-maker] The answer to Sunday breakfast?

Yes I bought that.

"Waffles, Clair. I'm going to make waffles every Sunday morning!" Until you had to clean it! And this... [pulls out a special pan] "Crepes, Clair. Think of all the different kind of crepes we can make with this." Turned out to be none.

Yeah but mom, remember the sausage stuffer?

CClaire

Didn't stuff a thing!

Cliff: [to Theo] Et tu, Brute?

Appliances can be hard to resist sometimes. They're shiny, they make weird noises, they have those buttons that light up. That's why your father likes them!

What is this?

Dear. This is a stainless steel maintenance free appliance which provides nutritious drinks for just pennies a day.

And it's going to end up with the rest of the stainless steel self maintenance appliances in the appliance graveyard underneath the counter. [opens up the counter] Let's see. [pulls out a waffle-maker] The answer to Sunday breakfast?

Yes I bought that.

"Waffles, Clair. I'm going to make waffles every Sunday morning!" Until you had to clean it! And this... [pulls out a special pan] "Crepes, Clair. Think of all the different kind of crepes we can make with this." Turned out to be none.

Yeah but mom, remember the sausage stuffer?

CClaire

Didn't stuff a thing!

Cliff: [to Theo] Et tu, Brute?

Appliances can be hard to resist sometimes. They're shiny, they make weird noises, they have those buttons that light up. That's why your father likes them!

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