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Ari quotes from The Closer

Played by Eli Goodman · 4 quotes

Ari

In 4 of the 394 quotes from The Closer
Most scenes with: Brenda Leigh Johnson (2), Lt. Provenza (2), Andy Flynn (2)

Scenes with Ari 4

Gimme $100.

I already gave you $100.

You're way up.

So what? You know where the ATM is. Besides, I say we cash in.

Fine, fine, fine, we'll cash in. [grabs Ari] C'mon, Ari. You're cashing in, too.

Ari

Hey, don't touch me. [looking at Provenza's shirt] Who the hell are you, anyway?

LAPD. We're here to give you a lift home.

Ari

Put that away, you stupid... look, I'm not leaving. And you can't do anything to me here anyway.

Oh really? Hey! Hey everybody! Listen up! I wanna tell you about my friend Ari here.

Ari

Hey! Shut up, you idiot, you're gonna get me killed!

Hey moron, now imagine us doing that, only on television, and all your cousin's friends find out that you're a snitch.

[shoving all of Ari's chips to the center] And don't forget to tip the dealer.

Let's go.

Good morning, Det. Xavier, and the elusive Mr. Cohen. Here you are! So kind of you to join us.

Ari

I was dragged here against my will, and all I'm going to do is plead the Fifth.

You can't plead the Fifth.

Ari

I can't?

It would be a violation of the agreement you made with the D.A. to be a cooperating witness. So if you plead the Fifth, I'll arrest you as an accomplice in a double-homicide. So please, Mr. Cohen, do take a seat.

Gimme $100.

I already gave you $100.

You're way up.

So what? You know where the ATM is. Besides, I say we cash in.

Fine, fine, fine, we'll cash in. [grabs Ari] C'mon, Ari. You're cashing in, too.

Ari

Hey, don't touch me. [looking at Provenza's shirt] Who the hell are you, anyway?

LAPD. We're here to give you a lift home.

Ari

Put that away, you stupid... look, I'm not leaving. And you can't do anything to me here anyway.

Oh really? Hey! Hey everybody! Listen up! I wanna tell you about my friend Ari here.

Ari

Hey! Shut up, you idiot, you're gonna get me killed!

Hey moron, now imagine us doing that, only on television, and all your cousin's friends find out that you're a snitch.

[shoving all of Ari's chips to the center] And don't forget to tip the dealer.

Let's go.

Good morning, Det. Xavier, and the elusive Mr. Cohen. Here you are! So kind of you to join us.

Ari

I was dragged here against my will, and all I'm going to do is plead the Fifth.

You can't plead the Fifth.

Ari

I can't?

It would be a violation of the agreement you made with the D.A. to be a cooperating witness. So if you plead the Fifth, I'll arrest you as an accomplice in a double-homicide. So please, Mr. Cohen, do take a seat.

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