The Closer · Season 3, Episode 6
“Dumb Luck” · Season 3, Episode 6
In this episode: Brenda Leigh Johnson (2), Buzz (2), Morales (2), Lt. Provenza (1), Andy Flynn (1), Mike Tao (1)
Actually, Doctor, I am feeling a little weird and the cold medicine I took seems to be making my heart race. Is that normal?
Ok, first: stay over there. Because whatever you have, I don't want it.
Sorry. Do you want to know my symptoms?
Do you have insurance?
Yes, I do.
Then see your own doctor. You end up dying, I promise to find out why.
Also Mr. Cooper had dinner less than an hour before he was killed. Maybe an Italian restaurant. Looks like pumpkin ravioli; don't often find it this time of year. Some risotto, lots of bread...
You sure this guy was a fitness instructor? That's an awful lot of carbs.
[to Lt. Tao, who is wearing a hazmat suit] Take off...TAKE OFF THIS RIDICULOUS HELMET! And the suit! All of it! For heaven's sakes!
Chief, this could end the entire training session!
Well, some things are more important, Lt. Tao. Now, Buzz, I need you to put on this hat and that suit. And hurry!
You want me to go out there and pretend to be Lt. Tao?
Yes! Exactly!
Do I have to over-explain everything?
Hey!
This is a tapestry of justice! That's what it is! A complete tapestry!
[WMD training has ended]
Time! Qualification has been achieved. You may all remove your gear and sign the queue log, please. [everyone removes their hazmat suits and signs out except Buzz]
It's ok, Tao. You can take the helmet off now. [Buzz takes off the helmet and signs out, to everyones surprise]
You're Michael Tao?
That's Lieutenant Michael Tao.
He's adopted.
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