[enters the apartment, excited, along with Bobby, looking upset] OMG, guys, look! Bobby and I got our BAT scores in the mail!
Ooh, what's a BAT test? [gasps] You get to sleep upside down and eat crickets?!
No, Carl. BAT stands for "Big Academic Test." It's to get into college, and I crushed it! Fashion design school, here I come!
Oh, I'm so proud of you, mija. Go pursue your dreams! But don't leave me BACK! [sobs]
Is something wrong, Bobby?
I didn't get a good BAT score.
[gasps] Who wouldn't want to give mi Bobbito a good score? [takes of her shoe and goes to the door] I'll just give those testing people a piece of my mind!
[runs up to the door, blocking her way] I don't think that'll help, Abuela. [groans] I really wanted to do well so I could go to business school and open up a whole chain of mercados. I don't know what happened. I aced all my practice tests, but as soon as I sat down, my palms got sweaty and I forgot everything! Like, even where I parked, [pulls out the van keys from his pocket] I had to walk home!
Wait, you left the mercado van there?! I'm gonna get a ticket! [grabs the keys and leaves]
Huh, sounds like a classic case of test-taking anxiety. My students get it all the time. Never fear, Bobby. There are many scientific ways to beat it! I'll help you.
Deal!
[gets his hand covered in sweat] Eh, you weren't kidding about your sweaty palms. [chuckles]
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