He's dead.
I thought he was in Bulgaria.
Yes, he's dead in Bulgaria.
S2Back from the Dead
Poor Helen! She must have been through hell. Look, I'd better get back and give her the good news.
Would you like me to ring her?
No, thanks, Laura. I'd rather do it myself. This sort of thing can be a bit of a shock if it's not done properly. (exit)
(to Linda) Phone Helen!
S2Temple of the Body
Obviously, whatever hanky panky is going on will be with the younger, more attractive women. So, nothing for you to worry about. Happy now?
I thought you'd throw me out.
Throw you out, Carole? What do you think I am?
Sorry, Mr Brittas.
Of course I'd throw you out!
S2An Inspector Calls
Only last month, I set up a brand new course to help the overweight come to terms with their self-image. First week, we have a light-hearted session with a measuring tape, and second week no one bothers to turn up!
S2Set in Concrete
Put you in a pair of shorts, and we'd be all set for a game of Subbuteo!
S2Mums and Dads
They've paid rather a lot of money, haven't they?
It's a charity concert, Laura. People don't come to hear the music.
S2Safety First
Well, if you're the one prepared to go on the six o'clock news surrounded by bodies, having to admit to Kate Adie you didn't think a proper fire escape was necessary...
CDCouncillor Dapping
That's the risk I'll just have to take, Mr Brittas. I'll put your views to the committee, with my personal recommendation...that they take no notice whatsoever.
S2New Generations
You're eight and a half months pregnant and you haven't seen a doctor?
I suppose I...I hoped it would go away.
Could you give this to my husband? (hands her a note)
Yes, of course.
It's just to tell him it's fish cakes for supper and I'm pregnant.
You're what?!
Well, after today's events, I thought the news had rather lost its novelty value, but someone ought to tell him.
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