You don't need to put fish on the Ark. They can stay in the sea.
Eh?
Well, what's a flood to a fish? It's more room to swim around in.
Julie, you have a brain! I can see why that young man of yours wants to marry you.
Carole, my last client: when he left, did he walk all hunched up, head down, jabbering to himself?
Yes, Mrs Brittas.
Good, good. He's getting better.
I'm afraid Carole is having some sort of nervous collapse. She's to have counselling sessions with Mrs Brittas.
Isn't that a bit like taking coals to Newcastle?
It is seven years to the day since the first member of public came through those hallowed portals.
And you threw him out, Mr Brittas!
He was wearing unauthorised water wings, Gavin.
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