(conspiratorially) Who's the most daring, the most macho member of staff? Is it Tim? Or Colin? Or you?
(looks nervous) I'd say Julie.
TTim
Gavin thinks I'm tough, but just the thought of that bungee jump scares me to death!
You're going to die anyway if you get pneumonia.
TTim
Well, I don't mind dying of something I'm not scared of.
Since I have been manager of this centre, I am very proud to say there have only been twenty-three deaths. And not one of them was a staff member.
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