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S3 E19

The Big Bang Theory · Season 3, Episode 19

Sheldon, Penny and others in “The Wheaton Recurrence”

Sheldon

Attention all bowlers! I've taken the liberty of having these made for our rematch! [holds up a bowling shirt that reads "Wesley Crushers"]

Penny

The Wesley Crushers?

Sheldon

No, not the Wesley Crushers, the Wesley Crushers.

Penny

I don't get it.

Leonard

Wesley Crusher was Wil Wheaton's character on Star Trek.

Penny

Still don't get it.

Sheldon

It's a blindingly clever play on words. By appropriating his character's name and adding the S, we imply that we will be the crushers of Wesley.

Penny

OK, I'm sorry honey, but the "Wesley Crushers" sounds like a bunch of people who like Wesley Crusher.

Sheldon

No! Again, it's not the Wesley Crushers, it's the Wesley Crushers.

Howard

If you wanted to mean you're crushing Wesley, it'd be the Wesley Crushers.

Sheldon

Do you people even hear yourselves? It's not the Wesley Crushers, it's not the Wesley Crushers, it's the Wesley Crushers!

Wil Wheaton

[enters with his bowling team] Hey look! They named their team after me!

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