The Big Bang Theory · Season 3, Episode 22
“The Staircase Implementation” · Season 3, Episode 22
In this episode: Sheldon Cooper (3), Leonard Hofstadter (3), Howard Wolowitz (1), Raj (1)
[reading his standard roommate agreement to new roommate Leonard] "Roommates agree that Friday nights shall be reserved for watching Joss Whedon's brilliant new series Firefly."
Does that really need to be in the agreement?
We might as well settle it now; it's gonna be on for years.
Explain the couch.
Well, there were some people on the first floor moving out, and they sold it to me for $100. Howard and Raj helped me bring it up.
But what's wrong with the furniture we have?
They're lawn chairs. And there was no place for company.
Did it occur to you that was by design?
[Looking at television] Ooh! it’s time for Babylon 5!
We don’t watch Babylon 5 in this apartment.
Why not?
Because no one likes Babylon 5.
I like it.
Me, too.
So do I.
There you go–three against one.
They don’t get a vote. It’s one against one. And according to the roommate agreement, all ties will be settled by me.
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