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The Big Bang Theory · Season 2, Episode 23

“The Monopolar Expedition” quotes from The Big Bang Theory

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“The Monopolar Expedition” · Season 2, Episode 23

In this episode: Leonard Hofstadter (2), Howard Wolowitz (2), Sheldon Cooper (1), Penny (1), Raj (1)

You guys are seriously considering this [going to the North Pole with Sheldon]?

Yes!

[incredulous] And you think you can put up with Sheldon?

Well, I'm a Hindu. My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life, we are rewarded in the next. Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings!

[After Leonard asks why Penny gave him an unusually long hug]

Leonard, I don't know what to tell you; it was just a hug.

Glad we cleared that up.

Yeah.

I guess I'll see you.

OK, have a safe trip.

Thank you. Bye.

Bye. [closes her door and sighs] It means I wish you weren't going.

[Leonard, Raj and Howard are in the Cheesecake Factory freezer along with Sheldon, forced by the latter to perform exercises that mimic the movement of their tasks when they will be at the North Pole, but after less than a minute they have enough]

Gentlemen, use your imagination. Innovate. Did Han Solo let Luke Skywalker freeze to death on the ice planet of Hoth? No. He cut open a tauntaun and used its internal body heat to warm him up.

You heard the man. Hold him down and I’ll cut him open.

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