[about Summer Glau] I have eleven hours with her in a confined space. Unless she's willing to jump off a moving train and tuck and roll down the side of a hill, she will eventually succumb to the acquired taste that is Howard Wolowitz.
[short pause] My money's on tuck and roll.
Unlike you, I can actually talk to women when I'm sober.
You fail to take into account that even mute, I am foreign and exotic, while you, on the other hand, are frail and pasty.
Well, you know the old saying. 'Pasty and frail…never fail.'
[going through a box to find Sheldon's USB] Okay, I've got a box, but there's no key in here. Just letters.
[edgy] That's the wrong box. Put it back.
Oh, Sheldon, are these letters from your grandmother?
Don't read those letters!
Oh look! She calls you Moon Pie! That is so cute!
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