Good morning, Dr. Stephanie. I trust Leonard satisfied you sexually last night?
Oh come on! Sheldon, we don't ask questions like that.
I heard you ask it over and over! How is it inappropriate for me to ask it once?
SStephanie
He did very nicely.
Sheldon See? She's not offended. And now you finally have an answer.
Some mornings, I'll just mosey down to the third floor in my pajamas and have cereal with Mrs. Vartabedian.
Really? I've never once been invited to have cereal with Mrs. Vartabedian.
[later]
What could I have possibly done to insult Mrs. Vartabedian?
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