[about donating sperm] What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?
I'm sure she'll still love him.
I wouldn't.
“Pilot” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Sheldon Cooper (3), Leonard Hofstadter (3), Penny (1)
I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know...
Yes... it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
Participate in the what?
What he means is that wouldn't be his first guess.
Yeah, a lot of people think I'm a water sign.
Excuse me, if I were to give up at the first little hitch I never would have been able to identify the fingerprints of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang.
My apologies. What’s your plan?
[Leonard starts rattling the doors violently.]
It’s just a privilege to watch your mind at work.
Come on, we have a combined IQ of 360, we should be able to figure out how to get into a stupid building.
[Two Girl Scouts arrive carrying bags of cookies. One runs her hand down the intercom, pushing all the buttons. The door is buzzed open.]
What do you think their combined IQ is?
Just grab the door!
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