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The Big Bang Theory · Season 1, Episode 1

Sheldon and Leonard in “Pilot”

Sheldon

[about donating sperm] What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?

Leonard

I'm sure she'll still love him.

Sheldon

I wouldn't.

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