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The Big Bang Theory · Season 1, Episode 1

Leonard and Sheldon in “Pilot”

Excuse me, if I were to give up at the first little hitch I never would have been able to identify the fingerprints of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang.

My apologies. What’s your plan?

[Leonard starts rattling the doors violently.]

It’s just a privilege to watch your mind at work.

Come on, we have a combined IQ of 360, we should be able to figure out how to get into a stupid building.

[Two Girl Scouts arrive carrying bags of cookies. One runs her hand down the intercom, pushing all the buttons. The door is buzzed open.]

What do you think their combined IQ is?

Just grab the door!

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