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The Big Bang Theory · Season 1, Episode 2

“The Big Bran Hypothesis” quotes from The Big Bang Theory

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“The Big Bran Hypothesis” · Season 1, Episode 2

In this episode: Sheldon Cooper (3), Leonard Hofstadter (2)

[Discussing a large box of furniture which they have to take to the fourth floor, with the elevator out of order]

Well, we'll just have to take it up ourselves.

I hardly think so.

Why not?

Well, we don't have a dolly, or lifting belts, or any measurable upper body strength.

We don't need strength, we're physicists. We are the intellectual descendants of Archimedes. Give me a lever and a fulcrum and I could lift the earth.

[The package starts falling on him]

I don't have this! I don't have this! I DON'T HAVE THIS!

[Sheldon lifts the package off him]

Archimedes would be so proud.

Well, do you have any ideas?

Yeah, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring.

[in Penny's apartment in the middle of the night] Do you realize if Penny wakes up, there's no reasonable explanation to why we are here?

I just gave you a reasonable explanation.

No, you gave me an explanation. Its reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers!

Don't be ridiculous. I have no peers.

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