[handing Penny a folder] Before you look, do you about the story of the Shoemaker and the elves?
Elves? Leonard, it's too early for Lord of the Rings.
No, see, there's this shoemaker, and when he goes to sleep, these elves come out and make these amazing shoes for him. And when he wakes up, he would so happy, not mad at the elves at all. Here you go.
[reading the paper's headline] "The Effects of Slavery in the Old South, 1602-1865". What the hell is this?
Don't ask me, a little elf did it.
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