So our reservations for Grizzly Mountain Lodge are all set? Thank you so much, see you soon.
BBBrother Bear
Reservations?
CCubs
We're going on vacation!
Well, actually, it's a second honeymoon.
BBBrother Bear
Still sounds like fun.
Mmmm! Especially the honey part.
I haven't seen these in ages. I wonder if my serve is still... [falls to the ground] Ow!
BBBrother Bear
Papa, are you okay?
Maybe you should just let Brother and me play tennis on the honeymoon.
BBBrother Bear
You and Mama can keep score.
Sorry, sweeties, but honeymoons aren't for cubs. Honeymoons are special trips that couples go on after they get married. It's an old tradition.
Grizzly Mountain Lodge is where Mama and I went on our first honeymoon.
BBBrother Bear
But what about us?
Well, you're going on a special trip of your own.
BBBrother Bear
[gasps] Is it Grizzly World?
Is it Honeycomb Amusement Park?
You're going to Grandma's.
BBBrother Bear
That should do it. Board games, books, my yo-yo. I wonder if I should bring my chemistry set.
I'm bringing puzzles, coloring books and teddy bear.
Beep beep. Coming through! Hey, what's all this doing out here?
BBBrother Bear
Well, we are going to Gran's for a whole week. We need to keep busy.
[chuckles] Come on, now. You always have fun at Gran's house without all this stuff!
BBBrother Bear
When we go for one afternoon, maybe. [whispers to Mama Bear] and Gran and Gramps are old.
Maybe they'll want to take naps all day.
[Papa closes the trunk of the car]
Papa, what about our toys?
You won't need all those. You're going to have too much fun with Gran and Gramps. I wonder if the lodge still has canoe rides on the lake.
And live music in the dance hall.
[The scene dissolves to Mama Papa Sister and Brother in the family car on the way to the pet store]
BBBrother Bear
Nothing that eats bugs.
BBBrother Bear
Hey! [sees Farmer Ben running around.] What's Farmer Ben doing?
It looks like his chickens are on the loose. Let's give him a hand.
[Papa parks the car so they can see what Farmer Ben is doing]
Come back here! Uh... Heal! Oh boy. Sit!
Farmer Ben must be trying to train his chickens.
[A litter of puppies race towards Brother and Sister]
These pups are getting to be quite a handful. I'm going to have to put an ad on the paper to see if I can find them good homes.
BBBrother Bear
Can we have one? Please?
What do we have to think about?
Well, for one thing, there are the vet bills to consider.
Not to mention dog tags and licenses. All of that costs money.
BBBrother Bear
[hands Mama the puppy] We can save up our allowance money to help pay for it.
[the puppy licks Mama] Oh my. It is kind of cute.
Yay! We're getting a puppy!
BBBrother Bear
Let's call him Prince.
[chuckles] That's a fine name for a boy dog, but I'm afraid the one you're holding is a little lady.
Maybe that's what we should call her, Little Lady.
BBBrother Bear
Wait until you see your new home! You're really going to like it!
What's this? A lovely lady dining alone? May I join you for lunch, Mrs. Bear?
Be my guest. [Papa kisses her] The cubs aren't interested.
Eating in front of that television. It used to be a treat, but now they do it every day.
BBBrother Bear
[offscreen] Give it to me!
[offscreen] No way! It's my turn to choose!
[The scene cuts to the cubs in the living room, and they're fighting about what TV shows they should watch.]
WE'RE NOT WATCHING "BEAR WRESTLING"!
BBBrother Bear
THERE'S NO WAY I'M WATCHING "LITTLE TREEHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE"!
[offscreen] OKAY, THAT'S IT!
[Brother and Sister jump from their fighting, drop the TV remote and the TV remote flies out of their hands.]
[catches the TV remote] NO MORE TV FOR A WEEK!
[Mama turns off the TV with the remote.]
Papa, Mama told us we can't watch TV for a whole week!
Your Mama's got a point. You two cubs have been watching far too much television lately. Now, if you don't mind, I'm just going to catch some of the hockey playoffs. [Mama takes the TV remote from Papa.] Huh?
[to Papa] You too, Papa! [then to the rest of her family] For once, the whole family is going to be TV-free!
I think we should end the TV-ban on account of bad weather.
Rain or no rain. No TV for a week means no TV for a week.
BBBrother Bear
What are we supposed to do for fun?
How about cracking open a good book?
BBBrother Bear
Okay. [grabs a television guide]
That's the television guide.
BBBrother Bear
But it's still reading. [looks at the television guide] Oh, guess what movie is on TV tonight!
BBBrother Bear
Honey, I shrunk the cubs!
That's a classic! [to Mama] Mama, you have to let us watch that!
I'm sorry, Brother and Sister, but the only way to break the "TV-watching-habit" is to keep the TV off.
Sister Bear [To Farmer Ben about the cows] It's all our fault, Farmer Ben!
BBBrother Bear
We did it! We made your cows sick!
We forgot the latch the gate this morning!
BBBrother Bear
So they got out!
Shep got them back in, but it was too late!
BBBrother Bear
Something must've happened to them while they got out!
Something that made them sick!
CCubs
And it's all our fault!
[Farmer Ben smiles]
BBBrother Bear
Why are you smiling, Farmer Ben?
FBFarmer Bear
Because that solves the mystery.
VVerterinarian
The cows are fine.
[sighs] They're not sick?
VVerterinarian
No, come on. I'll show you.
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