Papa Q. Bear quotes from The Berenstain Bears (2003)

Papa Bear

It's really amazing how hard work and determination can magically give you what you deserve.

Papa Bear

You never can tell what a cave is going to be like on the inside, just like from what it looks like on the outside.

Papa Bear

Our string path turned into a spaghetti lunch for this goat!

Papa Bear

You know, you can have your colorful autumn leaves and your golden sunsets. What I like best about fall is a big spread of orange pumpkins.

Papa Bear

[watching Farmer Ben fertilize his pumpkin patch] It doesn't matter what you do, Ben. None of your pumpkins are going to ever measure up to the Giant. [chuckles]

Papa Bear

Yes. Four hands may clean up faster than two, but eight hands clean even faster.

Papa Bear

If there's no prize-winning fish in this lake, why, I'll eat my hat!

Papa Bear

You don't need to buy a kite when you can make one.

Papa Bear

[angrily] That's it! We're going home! The best vacation ever has been nothing but the worst vacation ever! Nothing has gone right. The cabin, the fishing, the berries... THE STEW! It was all supposed to be... fun!

Papa Bear

Now who’s coming here to stay? Who would’ve thought our good neighbors the Kodiak’s would ever move away?

Papa Bear

Our lawns will never look the same. With you mowing and me trimming, we made them look as lush as a golf course.

Papa Bear

Speaking of letters, you forgot to take the mailbox I made for you when you first moved in.

Papa Bear

Not at all.

Papa Bear

If I were mayor, I wouldn't be wasting my time in meetings. No, sir! I'd be out getting things done like fixing the pot holes.

Papa Bear

Rules are for everyone. Big or small, rules keep all of us safe.