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A character in The Berenstain Bears (2003)

Teacher Bob quotes from The Berenstain Bears (2003)

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Teacher Bob

Tied for 10th most-quoted character in The Berenstain Bears (2003): in 6 of its 229 quotes
Most scenes with: Sister Bear (2)

Lines by Teacher Bob 4

Teacher Bob

If you all take your seats, we can get started on the math test. Please remember to show me all your calculations on the margin.

[The quiz is about division. It's about division facts --1 through 9. For multiplication, Brother's class learned multiplication facts through 9. Now on division, it was division facts through 9. In the book version, it says, "Then when Brother got back to school, Teacher Bob said to him and his class, 'I certainly hope you studied that math folder. Because we are going to have a quiz'. 'A quiz?', asked Brother. 'About what?'. 'About division of course', said Teacher Bob as he handed out the quiz packets".]

Teacher Bob

I believe that everyone has a special talent, but sometimes it can take a little help to find out what it is.

Teacher Bob

Birds aren't boring at all. Even though I see you're not exactly flying high about our new topic, I wouldn't want anybody trying to duck out of assignments or chicken out of our class trip.

Scenes with Teacher Bob 2

Teacher Bob

Goodbye! I'll see you tomorrow.

[Even though most of the students did great, there was one "F" and that was Brother. Teacher Bob glares at Brother. Then it cuts to Brother. That is, who looks guilty after failing the division quiz. Brother may have gotten every single problem wrong or cheated with another student's test.]

BBBrother Bear

Uh oh! This can't be good!

Teacher Bob

I'm afraid it isn't, Brother.

[Teacher Bob then reveals the division quiz. There is a number "0" on the test. Teacher Bob wrote on the division quiz, VERY POOR! MUST BE SIGNED BY PARENT!. That is, and in other words, "Brother not only got every problem wrong or cheated. But he also got a great big '0'". In summary, "He --Brother-- not only got every problem wrong. But he also scored a perfect '0'". In the book, and echoing from it, the actual page reads, "The quiz was a disaster! Not only did Brother get every problem wrong! But Teacher Bob wrote on the paper 'VERY POOR! MUST BE SIGNED BY PARENT!'".]

BBBrother Bear

ZERO??

[After Brother says this, Teacher Bob is concerned. He asks if Brother studied for the division quiz. That is, as he asks Brother...!]

Teacher Bob

Didn't you do the worksheets I sent home with Sister?

BBBrother Bear

Well, I was pretty sick. [tries to talk in between coughs] It took a lot out of me of that flu bug.

Teacher Bob

Hmm?

BBBrother Bear

But I think I'm going to be okay now. And I can't wait to get those worksheets done!

Teacher Bob

I'm glad to hear that.

BBBrother Bear

Well... I guess I better catch the bus.

Teacher Bob

Oh, one more thing. Please have your parents sign that test and bring it back to me tomorrow.

BBBrother Bear

Yes, sir.

Teacher Bob

I found all the jobs you wrote about very interesting, Brother.

BBBrother Bear

I had a hard time picking just one.

Teacher Bob

[reading Brother's report aloud] "There are many wonderful jobs and opportunities to choose from, and there's plenty of time for me to decide what I'd like to be when I grow up." Very thoughtful words indeed, Brother Bear.

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