Smirk quotes from The Berenstain Bears (2003)

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BBBrother Bear

It’s Too Tall and his boys! They’re not here for the Treats, just the tricks!

WJWidder Jones

I understand perfectly! And I am more than happy to oblige. Watch this!

[Widder Jones pulls a rope, Too-Tall, Smirk and Skuzz pop out of a bush and Vampire bats swarm them.]

Too Tall

Watch out! Vampire bats! They’re after us!

SSmirk

Aah! Get away!

Aah! They’re gonna get us!

AAll

[laughing]

BBBrother Bear

Wow! That’ll teach them!

Lizzy

But, they’re still coming back!

WJWidder Jones

Maybe they wants some more tricks!

[Widder Jones pulls another rope, Too-Tall and his gang pop out from behind a tree, as ghosts appear.]

TTToo-Tall and his Gang

Ghosts! [screaming].

AAll

[Laughing].

WJWidder Jones

So, Brother. How would you like to play the final trick!

BBBrother Bear

Okay.

WJWidder Jones

Just turn this on and watch the fun!

BBrother

5, 4, 3, 2, 1! [Flicks a switch]

This isn't much fun as I thought it would be!

[Suddenly, skeletons appear out of nowhere.]

TTToo-Tall and his Gang

[screaming].

Let’s get out of here! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. Let's go home. Mommy Daddy?

AAll

[laughing].

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[The scene cuts to Brother, Too-Tall, Smirk and Skuzz at a field of sheep.]

Get ready, Brother. We're going to take a little shortcut across this field.

BBBrother Bear

What's so fun about that?

[Trios laughs.]

There's a ram in the flock with a bad temper.

SSmirk

With fast legs.

And big horns.

SSmirk

They don't call him Bruiser for nothing.

BBBrother Bear

[chuckles] Maybe I'll take the long way around.

That's the chicken route.

[Smirk and Skuzz chickens clucking]

BBBrother Bear

I told you. I'm not chicken!

Then we dare you to take the shortcut!

BBBrother Bear

Alright! I'll go!

That's what we like to hear!

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[Brother comes back to Too-Tall, Smirk, and Skuzz with a watermelon slice that Farmer Ben gave him.]

Brother?! You got away with it! And you got the watermelon.

Way to go.

SSmirk

You're the man!

Come on, we're going to have more fun at the Widder Jones' house.

BBBrother Bear

No way.

[Too-tall and his gang he stops walking] Oh, really? well, I dare you to come with us.

BBBrother Bear

Not this time.

Okay, then, I double dare you.

BBBrother Bear

Nope. Not interested.

What the matter? Chicken?

[Smirk and Skuzz chickens clucking.]

BBBrother Bear

I'm not chicken, and I'm not a sheep either.

Okay Brother...! I DEE DOUBLE DARE YOU TO COME WITH US TO THE WIDDER JONES'S HOUSE!

BBBrother Bear

That stuff may have worked before, but it won't now!

[But Brother --considering the consequences if he goes-- says "No". That is, after he says this. In the spite of that, he heads back to the house.]

BBBrother Bear

See you later. I'm going home.

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Farmer Ben

[To the trios Too-Tall, Smirk, and Skuzz] TOO-TALL!

[Farmer Ben, he approaches the gang.]

Farmer Ben

[continues] IF I CATCH YOU OR ANY OF YOUR GANG IN MY WATERMELON PATCH AGAIN, YOUR PARENTS ARE GOING TO HEAR FROM ME! NOW GET ON HOME!

SSmirk

[stammers heavily] We're sorry, Farmer Ben.

[also stammering heavily] Thank you, Farmer Ben. It'll never happen again.

Please don't tell our parents!

TTToo-Tall, Smirk, and Skuzz

[All screaming] RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Mommy Daddy.

[As the trios says this, they run for their very lives. That is, after hearing the warning from Farmer Ben.]

Farmer Ben

[chuckles] Those cubs make my chickens look tough.

[In the book adaptation, it was Two-Ton Grizzly --Too-Tall's papa-- who saved Brother. The narration of the page reads, "He looked like Too-Tall. But he was much, much, much bigger. It was Too-Tall's papa Two-Ton Grizzly. 'Wha, wha, what is up, Pop?', asked Too-Tall. 'What is up', growled Two-Ton, 'it was a little phone call that I had from Farmer Ben about you!'. 'And', he added as he turned to the gang, 'if I hear about any more shenanigans, all of your parents are going to hear from me! Now get on home!'". But in the cartoon, Farmer Ben saved Brother. And he was the one who talked to Too-Tall, Smirk, and Skuzz about the dee-double dare incident. However, in both adaptations, the "warning" phrase was the same --Two-Ton in the book/Farmer Ben in the cartoon-- which was, "...all of your parents are going to hear from me!". In this version --the book-- Farmer Ben said, "TOO-TALL, SMIRK, AND SKUZZ! IF I EVER CATCH YOU IN MY WATERMELON PATCH AGAIN, ALL OF YOUR PARENTS ARE GOING TO HEAR FROM ME! NOW GET ON HOME!".)