Sister Bear quotes from The Berenstain Bears (2003)

Wow! A new basketball! Thanks! Nice wrapping job, Papa.

Sister Bear

Happy Birthday, Brother!

I bet I know what this is! My very favorite movie of all time! Bear Force 1!

Sister Bear

[chuckles] Nope.

Grizzly Justice?

Sister Bear

[nods her head no as it's neither of those.] It's called My hero The birthday boy.

Mama Bear

Why don't we watch it?

Uh.. [chuckles nervously] Gee. I really don't know if...

Show it! Show it! Show it!

Sister Bear

[on the TV] He's the best Brother anyone could have in the whole wide world. He's my hero.

That was great, Sister. Thanks. [kisses Sister]

Mama Bear

Showing someone how you feel about them can be the greatest gift of all.

Papa Bear

And you don't even have to wrap it.

You're taking back my present?

Sister Bear

Just for a little bit. I have to take it to class to show Teacher Jane.

Well, I don't know what grade you'll get from her, but from me you get an A+.

Papa Bear

Your car is running, Mr. Bruin.

Yes, I guess I should be happy it's running at all.

Mama Bear

No, Mr. Bruin, he means it's running away!

What? [realizes his car is rolling down hill] Oh no! Not again! Gotta go! I'll pick you up later, Lizzie!

Okay, bye, Papa! [to Sister] Maybe after Brother is finished riding his bike, you can borrow it, and I can ride your bike.

Sister Bear

Probably not. Brother doesn't let anyone ride his bike. Not even me!

[imitating a car while riding his bike around the front yard but is about to fall off because it's outgrown. Luckily Papa catches Brother] WHOA!

Sister Bear

Is the green-eyed monster still knocking, Papa?

Papa Bear

Yes, but I'm not going to let him in.

Sister Bear

[to Brother about the chipmunk she found] It looks like a little mouse.

That's not a mouse, that's a chipmunk.

Papa Bear

You're right, Brother. And a baby one too. It looks brand new.

Mama Bear

His eyes are barely open.

Sister Bear

A little baby! Aw! It's so cute!

And so teeny.

Papa Bear

No, Sister. You shouldn't touch him.

Sister Bear

But I want to take him into the house!

Papa Bear

Chipmunks belong outdoors, not in the house.

Sister Bear

But it's just a baby, Papa.

Papa Bear

All the more reason to leave him outside. He belongs with his mama. We better move away so she can find her baby.

[offscreen] Come on, Sister!

Mama Bear

It's going to be dark soon.

Sister Bear

So can we take the chipmunk inside then?

Papa Bear

[sternly] Now, Sister, remember what I said? Chipmunks belong outside.

Sister Bear

I know, but he's just a little baby.

Papa Bear

[looks at the stormy clouds] Well, it does look like rain. Okay, but only because it's going to rain.

Sister Bear

Yay! [hugs Papa]

Papa Bear

And only for tonight.

Mama Bear

We'll keep an eye out for his mama.

Sister Bear

Mama, what do baby chipmunks eat?

Mama Bear

Like most babies, they milk from their mamas. But since we don't have a mama chipmunk, we're going to have to improvise. Sister, you run upstairs to get one of your doll's baby bottles, [to Brother] And Brother, you find something for the chipmunk to sleep in. I'll fix him something to eat.

Mama Bear

[to the chipmunk] How does a little warm milk and honey sound?

Papa Bear

Delicious! But I thought we were having mapled cured salmon tonight.

Mama Bear

[laughs] It's for the chipmunk, silly.

Papa Bear

Well, in that case, milk and honey sounds fine.

Sister Bear

All Brown Eyes does is eat and sleep.

Mama Bear

Well, that's what babies do. When they aren't eating and sleeping, ...

Sister Bear

[giggles] They're sleeping and eating.

Mama Bear

Exactly.

Sister Bear

Babies and papas.

Papa Bear

[offscreen] Hey! I heard that!

Sister Bear

[giggles] I love you, Brown Eyes.

Look! Wow! Real, live fossils.

Maybe a million years ago they were alive!

Things that seem scary really aren't, once you know what they really are.

I know. There's a logical explanation for everything.

Exactly! [his voice echoes]

Sister Bear

[panting] Gees, I don't get this tired when I play baseball.

Well, you're running much farther than second base, Sis.

What about Sugarballs?

Sister Bear

And Choco Chums?

Papa Bear

And Sweetsie Cola?

Sweets and goodies don't give you the kind of nourishment your body needs.

Sister Bear

Are they bad for us?

Having treats occasionally is fine. If you have too much, they fill you up and you're not hungry for the healthy foods your body needs.

Papa Bear

Well cubs, it's time for us to get our trains back on the track.

Sister Bear

You're right, Papa. [Sister starts chugging and whistling like a train]

Papa Bear

Whoo-whoo! [looking back toward Brother; chuckles] Get on board, son. Whoo-whoo!

I... I think I'll walk. I need the exercise.

Papa Bear

I have an idea. Let's go home, celebrate by opening up the freezer, and...

Mama Bear

[cuts him off] Uh-uh-uh, it's far too easy to fall back into the junk food habit.

We'll celebrate with carrot sticks.

Sister Bear

And nuts and raisins.

Sister Bear

Do you think this sleep-out is a good idea?

No.

Sister Bear

Oh, good.

I think it's a great idea!

Sister Bear

I'm getting tired already.

I was getting tired just...thinking about it.

Millie

Why do we have to do so many?

[during gym class] Why do we have to walk like ducks?

Millie

Beats me.

Sister Bear

I'll bet nobody makes ducks walk like bears.