Columbus, he's British?
Tom Pellereau: You're kidding.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
The girls didn’t play ball – throwing toys out of the pram. I was like Mother Teresa, as opposed to project manager.
You need a sieve with Susan, because you have to work out what stuff is meaningful and what is meaningless.
(when asked to tell a joke by Mike Soutar) A fish is swimming along and he swims straight into something and he goes “Oh, dam.”
(to Jim) I must say, I’ve never seen a longer application form. “I’m not a show pony, or a one-trick pony, or a wild stallion that needs to be tamed, or even a stubborn mule. I believe I can become the champion thoroughbred that this process requires.” What impression does that give me of you – that you’re a bit of an ass?
(on being asked by Margaret to summarise himself without resorting to clichés) I am exactly what it says on the tin.
Tom, maybe there is some legs in offering a chair.
You haven't got one error. It's full of errors. There's not a single number that adds across correctly!
Tom, you are gonna become my business partner. Tom, you're hired!
Tom Pellerau: (quietly) Brilliant!
Helen Milligan: (also quietly) Well done Tom.
Tom Pellerau: Thank you Lord Sugar.
(Tom leaves the Viglen building and as he does so he runs forward slightly and punches the sky)
YES!
(He claps his hands in victory)
Yes!
(as he approaches Lord Sugar's Rolls-Royce, Tom takes his glasses off and gives one more celebratory gesture)
(After Susan returns to the house) Oh my god! Is it just you?!
(Jim enters)
Jim Eastwood: Did anyone order a final four?
When it comes to business, I’m like a shark. I’m right at the top of the food chain. I truly am the reflection of perfection.
I would call myself ‘The Blonde Assassin’. I let people underestimate me just so I can blow them out of the water.
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I do believe business is actually very, very simple, and it is made complicated by idiots.
They call me the Master Puppeteer, because I have a habit of pulling people’s strings.
Bilyana did me the biggest favour in the world because she buried herself. I owe her a drink, to be honest.
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