(Lord Sugar brings out some products made by the girls team Sterling including a bag with penguins drawn on it. As he looks at it, Jade's face falls)
Lord Sugar: That's very good!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(having listened to Bilyana giving reasons why she should stay) Listen, I don't want to hear about your life.
Bilyana Apostolova: I'm just...
Lord Suagr: Lots of people got great stories to tell me. I don't want to bring out the violin and listen to your sob story.
Is everything clear?
The candidates: Yes, Lord Sugar.
(Lord Sugar soon turns to Michael)
Lord Sugar: You look like your sweating. You're not nervous, are you?
Michael Copp: No, not at all. Not really.
Lord Sugar: (unconvinced) You sure?
Okay Katie, I'd officially like to welcome you to team Phoenix.
Katie Wright: (as Adam shakes her hand) Why, thank you Adam.
Adam Corbally: We do things a bit different around here, like winning.
JMJane McEoy
(to Duane as he tries the chutney) Don't! You'll blow your head off!
(Duane tastes the chutney as the other girls, particularly Jenna and Laura, watch concerned)
Duane Bryan: That's absolutely perfect. And even though we've... even...(coughs as the chutney he made gives off such a strong scent and taste. He later leaves the chutney pan and keeps on coughing)
What I'll do is I'll lead the piss-pitch in this next one.
(Towards the end of the task, Katie rings Michael's sub team)
Katie Wright: Hi! How are you getting on?
Michael Copp: We've been left with 23 bottles.
Katie Wright, Ricky Martin and Stephen Brady: What?!
(various acts of surprise from Ricky and Stephen)
Katie Wright: We've sold everything!
Michael Copp: Really? That's wicked, how did you do that?
Ricky Martin: By selling!
Adam Corbally: "How did we do that?" "How did we do that?!" Are you-
Tom Gearing: Adam, I'd ignore that question, mate. Well done.
Adam Corbally: Seriously? You've got stuff- you've got stock left?
Tom Gearing: Adam, mate, it's Tom. We let you down, mate. We let you down.
DBDuane Bryan
There is a well-known expression, don't look a gift horse in the eye.
I go to football games, it's £6 a burger...
Lord Sugar: £6 a burger? Where do you go? Chelsea?
JWJenna Whittingham
(to Laura who is Scottish) Do you think that people like, speak a Scottish language? Like just a pure Scottish language? What if someone comes to the stand and they speak Scottish to us? Will you be able to know what they're saying?
Laura Hogg: (laughing) My god, Jenna! Stop!
(before the task briefing Adam and Ricky simulate a race on the Wii. Ricky tries to push Adam off his tracks while Adam tries to do the same to Ricky. A few minutes later Jade plays on the Wii as the other candidates watch. Laura is also about to have a go on the Wii until Azhar says to them...)
Azhar Siddique: Guys!
(Azhar opens the door to the house lounge and Lord Sugar enters)
Lord Sugar: Hello.
(shocked look from Laura. The other candidates then divide into their two teams and prepare for the task briefing)
(on the phone) Sorry. Very quickly Jade, just run me through the strategy again.
How many times does he want us to run him through the strategy?
(to the camera) Without strategy, you know, you're running blind into the dark.
(Sniffing some English wine) You can smell Christmas cake.
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