[arrives in through the roof] I'm here maties! I'm coming!
Toad!
Your powers of deduction are admirable, Badger.
Ha-ha, same old Owlie!
Same old Toad.
Bet you never thought you'd see me again, eh, maties? [Owl turns back]
We were ssso ssaddened you sssnuffed it.
But where have you been?
Where haven't I been more like. Taken away against my will, weren't I? Captivated I were and took off in a jam jar. But all the time I were away, I kept saying myself Toad, you must get, home. It was the thought that you lot kept me going.
Fancy.
Must get back to my maties I kept thinking. Must get back to my...
Pond?
Exactly.
Speaking of which, um, I'm afraid.
What?
There's some rather bad news, Toad.
It's your p-p-po-p-p-pond, Toad. You see?
It's been filled in.
What?! [faints]
You see, Toad, you have to understand there have been a great many changes. [Toad gets up] While you've been away...
But my pond!
Gone completely I'm afraid.
And the newts' puddle? [He sees the newts sob together] And the stream?
Just a muddy trickle now, which is why we've called this assembly, Toad.
[bursts into tears] Oh!
If we ever get to hold this meeting.
You see, we've got to face facts, old son. As a community, we're all but finished here. Man and his machines have seen to that.
[angrily pounding his fists] Don't talk to me about those machines! I know all about them!
In fact, it must be obvious to everyone here that...
...If we don't find a new watering hole within the next few days...
...Then we are going to be in the very worst kind of distress. If you know what I mean. [the animals look worried]
Could we try... digging water?
In earth as dry as a biscuit? Don't be silly, Mole.
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