Isn't an assembly a bit drastic?
[walks up to a small ridge near the trickle] If this isn't drastic...
Hmm, exactly.
Then what is?
But a Farthing Wood assembly, Fox? Why we haven't had one of those in years. They're only ever called if there's an.... er...
Emergency?
[Badger joins Fox near the trickle]
And I call this an emergency.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Not to put too fine a point on it, without water, we animals of Farthing Wood are hardly likely to survive.
Hmm, here, here.
I mean, if you wouldn't call that an emergency, what would you call it? Alice? Ahahaha!
[unimpressed] Very funny.
Erm, but if you don't mind my asking, what'll having some assembly achieve?
What can we mere animals do?
I'm not sure yet. But I reckon that if you and me and Badger and Weasel can get every single member of our woodland community together fast, then maybe one of us might come up with...
A solution?
[clapping] Clever clogs, clever clogs!
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