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The Animals of Farthing Wood · Season 1, Episode 1

Badger, Fox and others in “The Wood in Danger”

Badger

Isn't an assembly a bit drastic?

Fox

[walks up to a small ridge near the trickle] If this isn't drastic...

Mr. Hedgehog

Hmm, exactly.

Fox

Then what is?

Badger

But a Farthing Wood assembly, Fox? Why we haven't had one of those in years. They're only ever called if there's an.... er...

Weasel

Emergency?

[Badger joins Fox near the trickle]

Fox

And I call this an emergency.

Weasel

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Fox

Not to put too fine a point on it, without water, we animals of Farthing Wood are hardly likely to survive.

Mr. Hedgehog

Hmm, here, here.

Weasel

I mean, if you wouldn't call that an emergency, what would you call it? Alice? Ahahaha!

Badger

[unimpressed] Very funny.

Mr. Hedgehog

Erm, but if you don't mind my asking, what'll having some assembly achieve?

Mrs. Rabbit

What can we mere animals do?

Fox

I'm not sure yet. But I reckon that if you and me and Badger and Weasel can get every single member of our woodland community together fast, then maybe one of us might come up with...

Mrs. Rabbit

A solution?

Weasel

[clapping] Clever clogs, clever clogs!

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