TV show quotes
[Owl is recovering after being temporarily deafened by a church bell]
I know just how you feel.
What?
It's not easy being deaf.
What are you talking about?
What?
I said, what did you say?
That's what I said!
Deaf old codger!
[Adder briefly wears the bride's veil by accident, much to the displeasure of the wedding guests]
I don't sssee what all the fusss is about!
[realizing that the animals have got separated after escaping from the church] We've lost them!
[Weasel has drunk some wine from a keg]
Ooh! Nice!
Yeeuch! Disgusting!
[slurs] No! Nice! I'm nice too Badger, when you get to know me! *hic* Which you will, now that we're holed up together!
Stop it!
[slurs] I'm still thirsty! You know Badger, humans can be nice too! In fact, I could get to quite like them!
Weasel... are you feeling alright?
[slurs] Never better old chap! [falls over]
[Weasel and Badger escape from the wine cellar when the landlord receives a delivery]
[slurs] Here we go, here we go, here we go!
What on earth?
Here! You got a licence for that one Brian?
What are we going to do about Weasel?
Leave her! I would.
[slurs] Can't go without Weasel! You know Badger, you've been like a father to me, you have! I've always looked onto you with the highest... hic!
I don't know Mother. Now we are nearly there, I feel almost sad.
Sad? Huh! I'm looking forward to being a vole again, I don't know about you! But I know what you mean son. And take comfort, for your dreams will never be the dreams of an ordinary vole, never again. Your dreams will be different till the day you die, and so will mine, for I am proud to be a Farthing Wood traveler. And as for that Oath we made, we will keep it amongst ourselves and our children, and our children's children, so that the spirit of the journey will be kept alive forever.
Well said!
[to Toad] To have made this journey once is remarkable. To have done it twice is extraordinary. News of your coming reached us long ago.
We are so glad to be here. And it's all thanks to Fox. We'd never have done it without him.
I only wish... we could all have made it.
But those of you who did have made history.
[The Stag leads the animals to a spot overlooking the park]
Welcome to White Deer Park.
(To the Animals) The park is yours. Go where you will.
(First lines) As long as he's not on my patch.
Well, they won't need me any more.
Your job is finished.
I couldn't have done it without you. And now our little group is breaking up.
Of course we'll still be friends with everyone, but...
They've got their own lives to lead now, haven't they? So have we.
I'm afraid you were about to make a bit of a faux pas weren't you?
Was I? Oh, what's a faux, er, pas?
A boo boo.
A boo boo?
Yes. A boo boo. Perhaps I ought to point out one or two little things for your own sake. For example, I suppose you do realise you're trespassing.
Trespassing?
This is our territory you know.
"Ours"? Whose?
The blue foxes. We have nothing so common as red foxes here. Or at least we didn't till your friends arrived. However, and be that as it may the fact is that you must apply to my mate for permission if you want to live here.
I see. How do we find your mate?
You can't miss him. He's the one with the scar.
Oh you BEAST! You've eaten my wife!
Your wife? Fieldmouse, I'm so sorry I didn't realise! Oh dear, how embarassing! How very embarassing!
It's thisss stupid oath! I'm out of practice!
(after eating one of the ebible frogs) Delicious!
You're supposed to be making friends with the local inhabitants! Not eating them!
What is all the commotion?
Adder's eaten a frog!
Oh, is that all?
What do you mean "all"?!?
The oath cannot extend to non-Farthing Wood creatures.
Why not?
What on earth would we eat if it did?
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