The Animals of Farthing Wood · Season 1, Episode 12
Step on a crack, break your father's back! Step on a line, you're doing fine!
[Weasel deliberately treads on Adder]
Sorry! Thought you were a crack in the pavement!
Then you ssshouldn't have stepped on me. You'll get bad luck!
Not me! I'm the luckiest weasel in the whole wide world! The luckiest weasel...
[a lightning bolt nearly strikes Weasel]
AAAGH!
Sssee? What did I tell you?
Mole! It's all your fault!
Well, at least it isn't mine for a change, eh mateys?
[Owl is recovering after being temporarily deafened by a church bell]
I know just how you feel.
What?
It's not easy being deaf.
What are you talking about?
What?
I said, what did you say?
That's what I said!
Deaf old codger!
[Adder briefly wears the bride's veil by accident, much to the displeasure of the wedding guests]
I don't sssee what all the fusss is about!
[realizing that the animals have got separated after escaping from the church] We've lost them!
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