Oh, Weasel, your little ones. They're so... weaselly!
Oh. Thank you, Vixen. They take after me. They're not at all like Measley!
S3 E12Homeward Bound
RRook
I have a new responsibilty, which prevents me from flying with you to bird paradise, this poor little orphan rook. I must be mother and father to it, there's no one else. Do you understand?
Yes of course.
RRook
Say that you love me all the more for sacrificing myself in this way. Go on.
HHollow
What!
Whenever I hear a rook call I shall think of you.
As senior fox and leader of the animals who came here from Farthing Wood, it gives me the greatest pleasure to formally acknowledge you, Laird as the leader of all the animals in the park. Well done.
LLaird
Thank you foxes, and thank you for cheering me. We shall be friends you and I, just as you and my grandfather the Great White Stag were friends. We shall all live together peacefully and in friendship.
Tomorrow we will attack and kill all the other animals. We will rip 'em up, we will kill 'em. One rat by itself is a small thing but together we are one single animal. A huge animal, a monster that cannot be defeated!
S3 E13Bully, Bully, Bully
I didn't say you were irritating.
Yes, you did!
I just said I find it irritating when you eat worms while sitting on my back. That's not unreasonable, is it, Vixen?
Well...
You want me to starve, that's it! Has there ever been a more cruel badger?
But I'm kind!
Are not!
Are those two arguing again?
I think so.
He's cruel!
Oh... I'm very sorry.
Say that you are an unkind, horrible, smelly badger!
Yes, alright, I am.
I forgive you! [climbs on Hurkel's back]
Oh, moles...
[yawns] What about them?
[whispers] They're irritating.
I heard that!
[about Hollow] Oh, Owl, he's gorgeous! So Handsome! The best specimen of an Owl I've ever seen! Speaking as a weasel, you understand. He's much better then Measley, in every way!
No, he's not!
Just look at him, you measley twerp!
But you can't compare! He's... he's an owl!
[laughs, then kisses Measley] Ooh! Ooh, she loves me! She really loves me!
Well Bully, have you had enough now?
You've had your chance, and we've beaten you. Make your choice: You can gather what's left of your rats together, and leave the park, or we'll keep on fighting until there's not a rat left alive.
Uhhh... except me.
Except you, Spike.
Can I be second-in-command?
No, that should be me!
I should be. I'm the cleverest!
I think the kindest should be leader.
[last line of the series]
I am... I... I think as we are very tired, we should go down to the pond for a drink. Then we'll go back to our nests and burrows and sleep. We can explore our big new park tomorrow. And then we will plan how to live together in perfect peace and harmony. In the true spirits of Farthing Wood.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Animals of Farthing Wood pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.