Weasel
Step on a crack, break your father's back! Step on a line, you're doing fine!
[Weasel deliberately treads on Adder]
Weasel
Sorry! Thought you were a crack in the pavement!
Adder
Then you ssshouldn't have stepped on me. You'll get bad luck!
Weasel
Not me! I'm the luckiest weasel in the whole wide world! The luckiest weasel...
[a lightning bolt nearly strikes Weasel]
Weasel
AAAGH!
Adder
Sssee? What did I tell you?
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