The Amazing World of Gumball Season 1 quotes

You're too loud, keep it down,

Or you'll wake everybody in town

With your singi-i-i-ing...

You look rough and half-dead

Did you get out the wrong side of bed?

Let's keep singi-i-i-ing...

(Nicole stands outside her boss' office. She takes a deep breath before she steps inside. A short moment, the door is smashed away as Nicole bops her head to a hip-hop beat.)

I'm employee of the month, that's a fact, fools

Made money and adhered to my job's rules

Climbed the ladder, did my work, and kept my desk neat

Haters choking on my well-planned spreadsheets!

No vacations, and I never took a sick day

If you blink, you'll miss what goes into my in-tray

Took the health-and-safety training, didn't have to

Lift the box with the back straight, like you're supposed to!

I took Jim from accounts to the corner like a baby,

Caroll from HR straight trippin', she can't take me!

Employee of the month, so check my white collar

Got a pay rise, fool!

Three cents on the dollar!

[He puts his leaves over his face, and when he lifts them, discovers that he has become more handsome]

Leslie​​​​​: [Gasps] I'm beautiful. Wait! I'm more beautiful than I've ever been!

[The camera pans out, revealing Leslie's rippling pecks as his leaves undulate in the wind]

[Leslie laughs diabolically, but the scene reveals itself to be a pesticide-adled hallucination as he lies on the floor giggling, no less hideous. Gumball and Darwin look at him with disgust and spray him one more time, causing him to pass out]

[Cut to Leslie on a couch at Elmore Mall, with Gumball, Darwin, and Pantsbully (who is operating a hot dog vendor) staring at him]

[The camera zooms out to reveal Darwin stroking Leslie with a hot dog. He slaps it out of his hand]

[Camera zooms into the picture with a dramatic sting showing that the flower head is being cut off.]

[Richard enters the house and is shocked upon seeing Gumball and Darwin. Gumball and Darwin angrily glare at Richard with bloodshot eyes from grief with Richard's secret life as a classy lady]

Richard

Oh... Well, I guess you were bound to find out one day. How do you feel about it?

[Darwin picks up a plate and smashes it on the floor in response]

Richard

[tries to be honest] Well, she's not around in the day. I've got to find some way of keeping myself entertained.

Richard

Is it so bad that I have some fun? I enjoy the time I spend with my girls.

Richard

What difference does it make if it's more than one?

Richard

Three at the moment, but you know, the more the merrier.

[Darwin speedily goes upstairs, orders a cheap set of plates on the computer, goes downstairs and waits until the mailman arrives with the package. Once he receives the package, he opens it at the table to throw down a plate but floats down like paper instead]