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The Amazing World of Gumball Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

You do it then, if you're so... [Darwin grinds his teeth, which makes a perfect wallet sound] Actually that was pretty good.

Today's so very important,

It doesn't come very often!

No reason you thought we'd forgotten,

Today is all about you!

It's such an important day!

It's such an important daaaaay...

(In the tune of "Happy Birthday to You")

Happy today to you!

Happy today to you!

Happy today, dear Nicole...

(In the tune of "Funeral March")

This day for you

Is important for us, too.

A sad and serious day

Unless you want to say hooraaaaaay....

(In the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas")

We know this idea's not strong

This is clearly a Christmas song

We can't keep this up for too long,

So, tell us what's wrong!

(Stopping at a cliff, Nicole searches the money and finds the tracker, throwing it off the cliffside as the hitman drives into it, destroying his car. The Wattersons approach the man in his totaled vehicle...)

HHitman

My employers will never give up. There will be another man after me, then another, and another after that. You will never find peace.

Yes, but we're millionaires.

HHitman

You will never get back to your old life. You will be hunted.

Hunted millionaires.

HHitman

You will never be able to trust anyone. You'll be fugitives!

(whispering) FUGITIVE MILLIONAIRES.

(The episode opens on Gumball reading a comic. Richard appears and clears his throat.)

What?

Remember your last birthday present?

How could I forget? My present was an IOU.

Well, I'm afraid I'm gonna need that back.

(groans before giving the IOU) Really?

(rips the IOU) Because...

(Gumball screams when he receives a certain box-shaped handheld console from his father.)

You got me a Game...Child? (reads the back of the console) "Made in Chainor"? This is such a knockoff, that even the country it was made in is a knockoff. (sighs) Did you buy it from the back of that van?

Yeah, the Awesome Store. What's the problem? Everything we have is a knockoff. Our TV, it's a "Soppy" - only two letters different, but that never stopped you from watching it. (gestures to Gumball's comic) Your superhero, Badman - he's a knockoff, too, but you love his morally dubious adventures. Even our doctor only has a doctorate in fine art, but he did a great job on my appendix scar.

Okay, thungs.

What?

That's knockoff for "thanks".

That's the spirit.

(The episode opens on Richard sleeping at home in his robe. However, he suddenly jumps awake, hearing something before dashing off at high speed, breaking through every house on the block, and even breaking a rowboat used by Mr. Robinson in half. He moves onto the freeway, a speed camera tagging him at 200 mph, before he attempts to jump over the unfinished bridge. He fails to make the jump and falls down, but after a moment, he continues on. At the mall...)

Yeah, it's a secret, apparently.

(Gumball and Darwin hear a rumbling sound before Richard crashes into the mall, grabbing Gumball!)

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

(Gumball screams as the three duck down to avoid debris from the massive updraft caused by Richard's speedy run as it crashes through the mall.)

SON!! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

I said "AHHH!"

BEFORE THAT!!!

There's an urban legend about a secret menu at Joyful Burger!

(The episode opens on a rainy day..)

(singing)

The day might be gray,

but you can chase all your troubles away

when you're singi-i-i-ing...

So, things may seem blue,

But what does that matter to you

When you're singi-i-ing...

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