The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · Season 1
Oh, it's no use! We're done for, and it's all my fault! The truth is, I'm a rotten camper! There, I said it. The other Acorn Lads used to dunk my head in the bug juice. I can't even make a stupid fire.
Oh, don't worry, Dad. We'll find a way out of this. I don't care if you're a mediocre camper, I still think you're a great dad.
Thanks, son, I…I needed to hear that.
So you couldn't even make a fire.
Whoo-hoo! I can't believe it, Sugar-Booger! We're finally gonna get to see Ducks, one of the greatest musicals ever made!
[Sings]
When you're a duck,
You're a duck all the way,
From the first time you quack
To the last egg you lay!
[Jimmy uses his Time Accelerator on him, speeding him up.]
When you're a duck,
You live in a blind,
With a little o’range
And some fresh melon rind!
Du-u-u-u-u-u-ucks!
The Musical.
[Jimmy winks at the camera.]
Let's get a move on, puddin'. Don't wanna miss the overture! [Sings, to the tune of Beethoven's 5th Symphony] Da-da-da-duck! Da-da-da-duck! [Continues singing]
Oh, Hugh. [To Jimmy] We'll be home around 11:30.
Eh, Jimbo, you want us to… wake ya up when we get home and reenact the show?
Uh…no thanks.
[Hugh exits.]
Suddenly, a scientist's lot might be a boring and lonely one, Goddard. [the doorbell rings] Saved by the bell. Here they come! [leaves his room to get the door; Carl and Sheen are there]
Hey, Jimmy, good news! I got the first season of Teenage Ultra Lord on DVD, with 162 awesome hours of bonus features and deleted scenes!
Yeah. In one exciting episode, the actors flub their lines with hilarious results.
Oh, sorry, guys, I can't. My parents are out and I can't have anybody over.
Your parents are gone? You're home alone? They won't be back till Ultra Lord knows when? Let's get ready to boogie!
No, Sheen, seriously. I signed a legal document.
But think of the fun, the laughs, the excitement, the joy, the memories.
Get out of my way, shine.
SHEEN!
Shine! Now, move.
[holding Jimmy's shrink ray and points it at Carl] Hey, Wheezer. What would happen if I point this at you and press the button?
Don't, don't. You'll make me real… [Cindy shrinks him; in high-pitched voice] small!
[running around Amber, Courtney, and Tristan dancing like Peanuts characters] Don't step on me!
[answering the phone as it rings] Jimmy Neutron, party monster.
Jimbo?
[alarmed] Dad?!
[Cut to his parents driving back home with Judy driving with annoyance and Hugh wearing a big duck head]
Bad news. One of the actors in Ducks broke his wing, so I jumped on stage to fill in and, well, I kind of, sort of, I, uh, accidentally-
[annoyed] He destroyed the entire set.
It could've happened to anybody. Anyways, we'll be home in about 5 minutes. See you soon, son! [tosses out the phone into the street, ending the call]
[horrified; believing he's gonna be in so much trouble] 5 minutes?! NO!
Hey, what's the matter, Jimmy? You okay?
Nothing, everything's perfect.
Good, because I am dancing till, I can't dance no more.
[laughs] Ah, that's great. I mean, no, it's not! [turns to his watch] Estimate parental unit arrival time. [His watch reads T-minus 04:12] Okay, that was fun. Wish you could stay, but I understand. Time to call it a night. Thanks for coming, bye!
We're not leaving the party. It finally got good, hmm!
You can't kick me out. I'm… I'm me.
Don't stop me, Jimmy. I've got feet of flames!
[last lines after Hugh realizes the dinosaur is in the closet]
Uh, sugar booger? How long did we have a raptor in the closet? [dinosaur growls and attacks him]
[cross] James Isaac Neutron!
I can fix that! I hope!
Bad dinosaur! Bad--! No, that's it! Out of the house! [an iris circle appears on the house, showing a black background; dinosaur chomps him] Ow! I'm glad you're extinct! You're mean! [the dinosaur chases after him]
Get ready, Jimmy! Robo-Fiend's going to get Ultra-Whipped!
Oh my favorite video game?" Oh no no it's too much pressure. "Ninja llamas in space?" Eh no. "Llama vs. Mega Dingo?" Eh… [gasps] Of course! "Llama palooza!" [sighs] Oh I love you most of all. [kisses the video game.]
Prepare to eat photons, cosmic avengers!
Taste magma, cosmic avengers!
Argh! That's going to leave an ultra-bruise!
ULTRALORD! NO!
Oh, yeah! I'm bad! I DEFEATED ULTRALORD! [Sadly] And yet, I feel empty inside. Maybe it's because this game doesn't have any llamas?
It's all my fault! I'm a ba-a-a-ad battle buddy.
[as a video game monster drills Sheen in the ground] Sheen! [groans] Oh, now he's trapped in there. Oh well I'm sure he can't possibly lose twice on level 1.
[inside the video game] Hey, look at me! [the title "Game Over" appears on the screen] I'm Head Growing Out of the Ground Man!
Ah, "Llama palooza."
Now face the fury of my Opti-Blasts."
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