The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius quotes

Carl

Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Neutron.

Judy

My goodness! You boys have turned this place into quite the hot spot.

Carl

Yup- hope you enjoy it. Um… hold up, Mr. Neutron.

Hugh

What… I'm with her.

Carl

Whoa, whoa, whoa- back it up, chief. Hmm… yeah… nope, sorry, not feeling it.

Hugh

What do you mean?

Carl

Don't make me spell it out, Mr. N., but your outfit just isn't saying McSpanky's to me.

Hugh

Oh, really? Well, maybe because it's too busy saying, "Step aside, Mr… Sassymouth before I tell your parents!"

Carl

Go ahead- I turned them away two hours ago.

Hugh

That's just terrible. How could you… Hey, look, a famous movie star!

Carl

Where? Where?

Hugh

[snickers] Sucker.

Carl

What, I don't see anybody… Oh, I see him! Hi! No, that's not him.

Sheen

I'm back from the bank! [sees the McSpanky's restaurant rising from the ground] Hey, Jimmy, is the restaurant supposed to be rising off the ground?

No.

Sheen

Bummer.

Carl

What's happening, Jimmy?!

Well, the computer heard my dad saying he prefers Taco Shack, and it's off to correct the problem!

I think McSpanky's is trying to destroy all its competition until it's the only restaurant in town!

Carl

We've gotta stop it!

Sheen

Yeah! Does that mean no more tips?

Well, that's the last fast food place in town. At least now it'll land and I can rip out its programming. [looks at his GPS to see that McSpanky's is headed directly to the supermarket] Hey, what's it doing?!

Carl

It's headed for the supermarket!

Oh, no! It's not satisfied in destroying restaurants, it's gonna destroy any place that sells food!

Sheen

A king Arthur with a hipper placement on a bed of coals?

Judy

Now, Jimmy, I want you to behave yourself at the Wheezers' this weekend.

Don't worry, Mom. Everything will be fine. I've been looking forward to this for weeks.

Carl

It'll be just like having a brother who looks nothing like me and has a different last name.

Sheen

[slightly annoyed] Man, you guys are so lucky! I have to stay home and loofah my grandma's cankles.

I can't believe you're camping out in the desert. [snorts] I get slightly phlegmy just thinking about it.

Hugh

That's what Burning Duck is all about, Wheezer, my man. We're going to let it all hang out, groove to a natural scene, might even toast some marshmallows.

Judy

Honey, put your pants on. You can groove when we get to the desert. See you soon, sweetie.

Hugh

Keep it real, Jimbo. Go with the flow.

Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad!

Bye-bye.

Well, Jimmy, let's get you settled in.

Sheen

Bye, guys. Have fun while I'm cankling.

Sounds like my men are hungry!

Uh… what is this, Mrs. Wheezer?

Fiber loaf à la king- a hypoallergenic protein substitute.

You see, Jimmy, the Mrs. and I are allergic to most, meat, fish, grain, dairy, fruit, vegetable, and jalapeño-based food products.

Carl

Eat it, Jimmy, before it gets damp.

[grabs the fork and picks it up, with the entire bowl stuck to it] Well, mind if I add some salt?

♪ Ohhhhhh...! ♪

♪ Sitting and singing. Singing and sitting. Sitting -- ♪

Don't you guys ever just watch TV?

Carl

My mom says too much TV before bed causes brain lesions.

Second verse!

♪ Sitting and singing. Singing and sitting. ♪

You boys sleep tight, now.

But it's only 7:30!

Now, Jimmy, early to bed, early to rise makes a man less prone to bronchial infection.

This is ridiculous. Allergies, germs, constricted nighttime airways… what's next?!

Carl

[wiping his hand on Jimmy's face] Do not fear. Only I can tame Sancho the Wonder Llama.

[losing it] That's it! [gets up and runs out] I can't take it anymore!

[holding a caplet pill] Here we are, Goddard- total health-boost caplets. The Wheezers have sneezed their last sneeze… At least for the weekend.

Sheen

Jimmy! I saw the whole thing! Carl and his folks have become Ultra-Wheezers! How cool is that?

Come on, family! We're gonna climb Mt. Incredibly Unstable!

Carl

No one's ever climbed Mt. Incredibly Unstable and lived! I'm in!

Me too.

♪ Singing and standing. We're standing and singing. Burning and singing. Smoking and burning. Singing and standing, we're standing and singing, burning and singing… ♪

Hugh

Way to go, son! You made your ancestors proud.

Eustace

Yes, well done, Jimmy. Well done indeed. Listen, why don't you and your "people" pop over to the compound for a celebratory Flurp and ice cream banquet?

I think I'd rather gargle liquid Nitrogen!

Hugh

Jimbo, that was rude. Now your ancestors are ashamed again.