We won! And not a single injury! [drops the trophy]
Oh, my foot!
Oh, my back!
CWCarl & Mr. Wheezer
[crash into each other] Ow! My head!
Oh, I think I got a bone spur.
Ooh! Leg cramp!
My kidneys are on FIRE! [faints]
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Carl and Sheen show up at the Neutron house with their sleeping bags for Jimmy's sleepover]
I remember my first sleepover. The games, the practical jokes, the crying for my mommy.
Hugh, that was our honeymoon.
Yeah, I know.
[Carl and Sheen enter the living room where Jimmy is expecting them]
Gentlemen, welcome to what I expect to be the greatest sleepover in history.
Yeah! I baked galactic marshmallow balls from the Ultra Lord recipe book.
And I brought a video of Larry the Lovesick Llama.
You know, I think I have something you guys'll enjoy even more. Behold, the Slumbertron 9000, designed to throw the ultimate sleepover party. It provides the world's greatest made-to-order pizza, tells super scary stories, and supplies the perfect pillows for ultimate pillow fights!
Turn it on! Turn it on! Pizza, pillows, scary stories!
Hey, hey, hey. Easy, Sheen. One thing at a time. This is the Slumbertron's maiden voyage. I suggest we begin with…the pillow fight.
I'm hungry. How about some pizza?
You read my stomach.
I want pepperoni and garlic and onions and anchovies…
And peanut butter and clams and hot fudge. [Jimmy and Sheen look at him awkwardly over what he said] Don't knock it till you try it.
Okay, okay, one ultimate pizza coming up. Gentlemen, let the gorging begin!
[slowly sits up; spookily] I believe the time has come for scary stories.
Well, okay, but, um…not too scary, Jimmy, 'cause remember what happened [whispers] the last time when I got too scared?
Hey, did you bring your rubber sleeping bag?
Yes.
Then what's the problem? Make it scream-your-head-off scary.
One scream-your-head-off scary story coming up.
[getting scared] It's just a story, it's just a story, it's just a story.
DDr. Dark
Good evening. I am Dr. Dark, teller of terrible tales.
Hold up. Do you mean terrible like lousy, or terrible like scary?
DDr. Dark
SCARY!
[frightened] Got it.
Uh, I bet I can make one of those pizzas.
Hey, I made a giant pizza. Let's eat. [screams terrifyingly when the pizza pops up from the box and hovers]
The Slumbertron must've combined the pizza and scary story programs to create…
A PIZZA MONSTER!
I can't delete the pizza! The screen's frozen!
PMPizza Monster
Time for my dinner!
[The boys run away, screaming]
HELP! WE'RE BEING CHASED BY A MONSTER!
Tell those boys to go to sleep now!
Oh, Booger Sugar. They're just playing Help; I'm Being Chased by a Monster.
PMPizza Monster
Well, my tasty morsels, the tables are turned. Now it looks like I get to eat YOU!
Let's split up. Whoever the Pizza Monster isn't chasing can go for help. 1, 2, 3. [Carl and Sheen accidentally bump into both sides of him] GO!
[The three boys run away, splitting up into different directions and the Pizza Monster splits into three, laughing evilly and chase after them]
Mission accomplished.
If only it used its anchovies for good instead of evil.
I'm starving. Let's eat!
PMPizza Monster
Fools! Haven't you ever heard of sequels?
[after a nightmare] Oh, it was only a nightmare. An anchovy, clam and peanut butter induced nightmare. [sees his parents running down the stairs until Hugh wakes up screaming]
Whew! That was a doozy.
[After Carl wakes up from a nightmare screaming from mutant pizza]
Bad dream! Bad dream! [sees Sheen getting attacked by Pizza Monster]
[screams] Phew. I guess it was all just a dream. Hey Carl, I- [But Carl is nowhere to be seen. He picks up Pizza Monster in two hands, making the Pizza Monster terrified.]
[After the Pizza Monster wakes up from a nightmare screaming.]
PMPizza Monster's Wife
Honey, what is it?
PMPizza Monster
Oh, I had the most horrible dream. There were 3 terrible children, a tubby one, a maniac one and one with a giant head!
PMPizza Monster's Wife
I told you, dear. There's no such thing as children, now go back to sleep.
[Both go back to sleep in their pizza box beds.]
I have to bring back the old Dad, and I've gotta do it fast!
I smell a Brain Blast!
Oh, is that what that is? [snorts] I thought it might be the cheese ball I've been carrying around since I was 3. [He shows a rotten cheese ball.] I call him Cheesy.
[Jimmy makes a face, then begins thinking.]
Think, think, think…!
[A memory of Hugh catching Jimmy is shown.]
Brain Blast!
Told ya. [Eats Carl's cheese ball]
That all you got? IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!
Mars has tiny moon! Ours is bigger.
Sheen, stop teasing the planets.
Take a look, everyone. We're the first humans to set foot on an asteroid.
Wow, fascinating. Okay, I'm bored.
Aah! Our rubies!
These aren't real aster-rubies. They're fool's rubies.
Fool's rubies?
They're spectral signature is almost identical to aster-rubies. The scanner mistook them for the real thing. Looks like we came all this way for nothing.
Bummer. Can I keep playing with my shovel?
How could you misread your own readings?
Yeah, Neutron. I'll bet there are more rocks in your big head than there are in this stupid asteroid. What are we supposed to do now?
I don't know. We could spend years searching the rest of the belt. We'd just be wasting our time.
Hey, look on the bright side, guys. At least we still have our health. [bites his burrito hard; painfully] Ow! Carl, what did you put in this burrito?!
Nothing. Just some rice from the galley and some beans I found growing in the ground.
[Sheen reaches inside his mouth and pulls out a tooth]
I'll give you three seconds to get away from my ruby stash!
What are you talking about? I was just going to the little miner's rooms.
Like you had no idea these were here.
Hey, sweet hiding place. My rubies are over there by that strange rock formation. You made me tell! You want my rubies you jewel thief?!
Gem stealer!
Ruby madness! Ruby madness!
Will you stop shouting that?!
He tried to raid my ruby stash!
[scoffs] You told me your stash was by the rocket. You lied!
So what?! I happened to know you lied about your hiding place!
Liar!
Crook!
Ruby madness.
LSLibby, Sheen, and Cindy
BE QUIET!
What's wrong with you guys?! You've been fighting ever since we got rid of those stupid bandits. Are we gonna let a few priceless gems turns us into savages?
Nerdtron, you jerk!
You made smoothie come out our noses!
Sorry, ladies, but I needed test subjects for my new Quantum Replay 9000. Observe what happens when I press "rewind." [presses a button, rewinding the girls]
CLCindy & Libby
[disgusted] Ew!
And now "fast-forward." [fast-forwards the girls]
Neutron, cut it out!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.