Murdock opens his mouth to say something.
Shut up, Murdock! Shut up!
S1 E4A Small and Deadly War
(sings) Did you ever see a hearse go by and think that someday you'd surely die. They put you in a little box and cover you over with dirt and rocks.
S1 E5Bad Day At Black Rock
Face and Hannibal get arrested by a county cop.
CCop
'Course you realize when we run these prints thruogh we are gonna find out who you guys are.
I told you before, we're ballet dancers.
That guy over at Doc's is our choreographer.
Yeah, we had a nasty audience. I don't think they liked our "pas the deux". Opened up on us from the first row with a .50-calibre machine gun.
PIPolice Inspector Ed Maloney
[while being confronted by Captain Stark and his men] Cops? You’re not cops. You’re killers. You’re murderers killing for money.
PIPolice Inspector Ed Maloney
I've been a cop too long to let this one go by. There are 8,000 good guys on the force in this town. And I'm not going to let one crud like Stark muck it up for the rest of them.
We're offline Hannibal, all four mics are dead!
[from behind a newspaper] Looks like they found them.
Great, that means we've lost the edge. Up against guys like these that, that doesn't make me feel too good.
[Murdock opens his mouth to say something]
Shut up, Murdock! Shut up!... I told you this plan stinks!
S1 E7The Rabbit Who Ate Las Vegas
[Hannibal has been captured by the episode's antagonists, and is about to be knocked out with a punch]
It's always darkest just before it goes totally black.
S1 E9Holiday In The Hills
(after their left wing started releasing smoke and the plane's altitude reader,fuel indicator, compass, and other things started messing up.) Murdock, what's gonna happen?
Looks like we're gonna crash.
No, c'mon, really. What's gonna happen?
(Their right engine stops) Looks like we're gonna crash... And die.
S1 E10West Coast Turnaround
Murdock, B.A., take the right. Face, stay with me.
Uh, Hannibal, if we're gonna fight, I'd really prefer to be teamed with B.A.
Me too.
Are you guys saying you don't want to team up with me?
FMFace & Murdock
Yes!
Why?
I'll tell you why. Because when you're on the jazz man, you're dangerous!
[To B.A. after discovering her car is totaled] A couple of bolts and some new paint?
[Indignant] Look, lady. I was with you, remember?
S1 E12Till Death Do Us Part
Oh wow! You went to Hamburger Heaven! Home of Captain Bellybuster, America's Hero. Did ya get me a Bellybustin' Surprise Pack Hannibal, didja didja didja?
Ah, sorry Murdock. But...with 6 Tummy Tingler malts, look what you get free!
A Captain Bellybuster cap! Out of the Blue I'm coming at you. Super Nutritious and Super Delicious!
S2 E1Diamonds 'N' Dust
VVanatta
What are you gonna do with us?
Well, we were thinking maybe we'd tie you to a tree and leave you for the lions. They like a little snack at night.
Yeah, the get the munchies, right after Carson.
Could try the old Indian trick.
Stake 'em out over an anthill?
I've always liked it.
Uh, I don't know. I'm not sure how I'd get the ants to go for these two.
Oh, that's easy. Just stick an ice-cream con right in their pocket.
VVanatta
You guys are crazy.
Oh, he's crazy. We're just bad-tempered. Okay, start walking.
VVanatta
What, you are letting us go?
For now.
VVanatta
We'll never make it back on foot.
Try it on your hands and knees.
[sings] I'm Bogey the Bear, I'm covered with hair!
I'm Bogey the B-- [Bogey gets his head shot off by gorillas] Oh you'll be sorry you did that! [opens up fire with a large machine gun]
S2 E4Bad Time On The Border
You don't have a plan, do you?
Of course I have a plan. But it's a secret.
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