Face Peck quotes from The A Team

Face

I'm allergic to bullets. Especially those headed into my direction.

Murdock

I'm surprised the surgeon general let me out.

Face

He didn't. I did. I had to bring your Uncle Deke into town.

Murdock

How is Uncle Deke?

Face

You don't have an Uncle Deke.

Murdock

I'm sorry to hear that. I was beginning to like him.

Face

No, you hated him. He used to beat you.

Murdock

That creep!

Face

I got us a Gulfstream. Can you fly it?

Murdock

Hey, brother. If it's got wings, I can fly it.

Face

Great.

Murdock

Hey, Face, what's a Gulfstream?

Amy

Excuse me, but what are you doing?

Hannibal

We're tying him up so he won't kill us if he comes-to.

I see. Excuse me again, but isn't he one of you, I mean isn't he on the team?

Face

Yes.

Amy

So then why do you have to drug him?

Hannibal

He hates the pilot.

Amy

Hates the pilot? Why?

Face

Because our pilot is insane.

So he's up there now, flying us?

Face

Yes.

Face

What a kidder!

Amy

I'm not sure you are exactly what I bargained for.

Hannibal

Let's get something straight right now. You want your friend back. The authorities shined you on, so you went out and hired a bunch of gun-fighters. Now, if you wanted someone with good manners, you should've hired an English butler.

Amy

The pilot's really insane?

Hannibal

We think so.

Amy

Are you still being chased by the government?

Hannibal

That's right.

Amy

What I don't understand, is why you're not living in Switzerland, where it's safe?

Hannibal

Because we're not Swiss. We're Americans. We've got a little problem right now. But we'll work our way out of it somehow. In the mean time, we stick together and do what we do best

Hannibal

(holds up three fingers) How many fingers am I holding up?

Face

Blue.

Murdock

TRAAAAAASH BAGS! I want TRAAAAAASH BAGS! (gets one and stops shouting)

We give him one, and he shuts up for a couple of hours.

Face

Hmmm. Interesting. If I could talk to him, I might be able to determine if it's a genuine neurotic fixation or if our boy is trying to section eight his way into the soft walls of a prison psych ward.

I sure would appreciate that. None of us can get any sleep around here.

'Course you realize when we run these prints thruogh we are gonna find out who you guys are.

Hannibal

I told you before, we're ballet dancers.

Face

That guy over at Doc's is our choreographer.

Hannibal

Yeah, we had a nasty audience. I don't think they liked our "pas the deux". Opened up on us from the first row with a .50-calibre machine gun.

B.A.

We're offline Hannibal, all four mics are dead!

Hannibal

[from behind a newspaper] Looks like they found them.

Face

Great, that means we've lost the edge. Up against guys like these that, that doesn't make me feel too good.

B.A.

Shut up, Murdock! Shut up!... I told you this plan stinks!

Face

(after their left wing started releasing smoke and the plane's altitude reader,fuel indicator, compass, and other things started messing up.) Murdock, what's gonna happen?

Murdock

Looks like we're gonna crash.

Face

No, c'mon, really. What's gonna happen?

Murdock

(Their right engine stops) Looks like we're gonna crash... And die.

Hannibal

Murdock, B.A., take the right. Face, stay with me.

Face

Uh, Hannibal, if we're gonna fight, I'd really prefer to be teamed with B.A.

Murdock

Me too.

Hannibal

Are you guys saying you don't want to team up with me?

Yes!

Hannibal

Why?

B.A.

I'll tell you why. Because when you're on the jazz man, you're dangerous!

What are you gonna do with us?

Face

Well, we were thinking maybe we'd tie you to a tree and leave you for the lions. They like a little snack at night.

Murdock

Yeah, the get the munchies, right after Carson.

Hannibal

Could try the old Indian trick.

Face

Stake 'em out over an anthill?

Hannibal

I've always liked it.

Face

Uh, I don't know. I'm not sure how I'd get the ants to go for these two.

Murdock

Oh, that's easy. Just stick an ice-cream con right in their pocket.

You guys are crazy.

Hannibal

Oh, he's crazy. We're just bad-tempered. Okay, start walking.

What, you are letting us go?

Hannibal

For now.

We'll never make it back on foot.

Hannibal

Try it on your hands and knees.

Face

You don't have a plan, do you?

Hannibal

Of course I have a plan. But it's a secret.

Murdock

No. No, I don't hear nothing.

Murdock

Are you sure?

Murdock

Well, I don't hear nothing but if you're positive that..."

B.A.

I'm warning you, I've had enough of you talking to your invisible friend.

Murdock

Does he look invisible? You can't see HIM?

B.A.

Invisible or not, I don't want you talking nothing to nobody. Got that?

Murdock

Well, I'm sorry but I'm not the one with the bad attitude. When someone talks to me I feel obliged to respond in kind.

B.A.

It's not a somebody! It's a horse! And horses don't talk!

Murdock

(sings) A horse is a horse, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course, unless of course (B.A. starts to strangle him) the horse, of course is the famous Mr. Ed.

Face

(on the radio) Murdock, any sign?

Face

(into the radio) B.A., take your hand off Murdock's throat.

Murdock

Yeah! (into the radio) Ed says ...

B.A.

(into the radio) Ain't no train coming!

Face

(to Hannibal) Who's Ed?

Hannibal

Guess?

Murdock

(into the radio) Train coming, muchachos. And I ain't tellin' you who told us.

Murdock

Once again, the misterious Rider of the Range deals another triumphant blow for the rights of the oppressed.

Face

(to a man) Don't ask.

I wasn't going to.

Hannibal

Tomy Tillis? Crazy Tommy T?

Face

That's right. Crazy Tommy T. A guy like that that has mob connections out that wazoo, you know what I mean?

Hannibal

Yeah, but the question is, what's he got to do with Denham? And why put the pressure on Mickey to keep from putting his high-rise up?

Face

Whatever the reason, Hannibal. I don't think we wanna get in this guy's way. Crazy Tommy T hits a wall head on and there's nothing left but a pile of bricks.

Hannibal

Well, as soon as B.A. finishes paying off the crew, I'll take him and Murdock and I'll scout Denham. Now, you stick with Tillis. See what else you can find out.

Face

Stick with Tillis? Hannibal, I didn't plan on making a career out of this. You know, I'm in my Vette. Not exactly the most inconspicuous car to do a tail job in.

Hannibal

That'll work for you. He'd never think that anybody could be crazy enough to follow him with a car as flushy as that.

Face

You don't believe that?

Hannibal

No, but thought you'd feel better. Bye.