VVanatta
What are you gonna do with us?
Well, we were thinking maybe we'd tie you to a tree and leave you for the lions. They like a little snack at night.
Yeah, the get the munchies, right after Carson.
Could try the old Indian trick.
Stake 'em out over an anthill?
Uh, I don't know. I'm not sure how I'd get the ants to go for these two.
Oh, that's easy. Just stick an ice-cream con right in their pocket.
VVanatta
You guys are crazy.
Oh, he's crazy. We're just bad-tempered. Okay, start walking.
VVanatta
What, you are letting us go?
VVanatta
We'll never make it back on foot.
Try it on your hands and knees.
Murdock is laying on the tracks to hear if the train comes.
No. No, I don't hear nothing.
Murdock's horse nods.
Horse whinnies and Murdock listens again.
Well, I don't hear nothing but if you're positive that..."
B.A. grabs Murdock.
I'm warning you, I've had enough of you talking to your invisible friend.
Murdock points at his horse.
Does he look invisible? You can't see HIM?
Invisible or not, I don't want you talking nothing to nobody. Got that?
Well, I'm sorry but I'm not the one with the bad attitude. When someone talks to me I feel obliged to respond in kind.
It's not a somebody! It's a horse! And horses don't talk!
(sings) A horse is a horse, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course, unless of course (B.A. starts to strangle him) the horse, of course is the famous Mr. Ed.
(on the radio) Murdock, any sign?
Murdock chokes on the radio.
(into the radio) B.A., take your hand off Murdock's throat.
Yeah! (into the radio) Ed says ...
B.A. grabs the radio.
(into the radio) Ain't no train coming!
Murdock's horse whinnies and train is audible.
(into the radio) Train coming, muchachos. And I ain't tellin' you who told us.
Face calls Hannibal.
Tomy Tillis? Crazy Tommy T?
That's right. Crazy Tommy T. A guy like that that has mob connections out that wazoo, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but the question is, what's he got to do with Denham? And why put the pressure on Mickey to keep from putting his high-rise up?
Whatever the reason, Hannibal. I don't think we wanna get in this guy's way. Crazy Tommy T hits a wall head on and there's nothing left but a pile of bricks.
Well, as soon as B.A. finishes paying off the crew, I'll take him and Murdock and I'll scout Denham. Now, you stick with Tillis. See what else you can find out.
Stick with Tillis? Hannibal, I didn't plan on making a career out of this. You know, I'm in my Vette. Not exactly the most inconspicuous car to do a tail job in.
That'll work for you. He'd never think that anybody could be crazy enough to follow him with a car as flushy as that.
No, but thought you'd feel better. Bye.
CTCrazy Tommy T
You don't know you are messing with.
Oh, yeah! I do. You're the king cockroach around here. Now, we can do this the hard way or the easy way. In about a minute, I and my three friends are gonna unleash on you your worst nightmare. You're gonna wish the earth opened up underneath your feet and swallowed you whole.
CTCrazy Tommy T
What's the easy way?
Oh, that was the easy way.
