A character in The A Team
Played by Dwight Schultz
The A Team · 70 quotes
Most-quoted character in The A Team: in 38 of its 70 quotes
Most scenes with: Face Peck (19), Hannibal Smith (13), B.A. Baracus (10)
Murdock, B.A., take the right. Face, stay with me.
Uh, Hannibal, if we're gonna fight, I'd really prefer to be teamed with B.A.
MurdockMe too.
Are you guys saying you don't want to team up with me?
Yes!
Why?
I'll tell you why. Because when you're on the jazz man, you're dangerous!
MurdockOh wow! You went to Hamburger Heaven! Home of Captain Bellybuster, America's Hero. Did ya get me a Bellybustin' Surprise Pack Hannibal, didja didja didja?
Ah, sorry Murdock. But...with 6 Tummy Tingler malts, look what you get free!
MurdockA Captain Bellybuster cap! Out of the Blue I'm coming at you. Super Nutritious and Super Delicious!
What are you gonna do with us?
Well, we were thinking maybe we'd tie you to a tree and leave you for the lions. They like a little snack at night.
MurdockYeah, the get the munchies, right after Carson.
Could try the old Indian trick.
Stake 'em out over an anthill?
I've always liked it.
Uh, I don't know. I'm not sure how I'd get the ants to go for these two.
MurdockOh, that's easy. Just stick an ice-cream con right in their pocket.
You guys are crazy.
Oh, he's crazy. We're just bad-tempered. Okay, start walking.
What, you are letting us go?
For now.
We'll never make it back on foot.
Try it on your hands and knees.
Murdock is laying on the tracks to hear if the train comes.
MurdockNo. No, I don't hear nothing.
Murdock's horse nods.
MurdockAre you sure?
Horse whinnies and Murdock listens again.
MurdockWell, I don't hear nothing but if you're positive that..."
B.A. grabs Murdock.
I'm warning you, I've had enough of you talking to your invisible friend.
Murdock points at his horse.
MurdockDoes he look invisible? You can't see HIM?
Invisible or not, I don't want you talking nothing to nobody. Got that?
MurdockWell, I'm sorry but I'm not the one with the bad attitude. When someone talks to me I feel obliged to respond in kind.
It's not a somebody! It's a horse! And horses don't talk!
Murdock(sings) A horse is a horse, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course, unless of course (B.A. starts to strangle him) the horse, of course is the famous Mr. Ed.
(on the radio) Murdock, any sign?
Murdock chokes on the radio.
(into the radio) B.A., take your hand off Murdock's throat.
MurdockYeah! (into the radio) Ed says ...
B.A. grabs the radio.
(into the radio) Ain't no train coming!
(to Hannibal) Who's Ed?
Guess?
Murdock's horse whinnies and train is audible.
Murdock(into the radio) Train coming, muchachos. And I ain't tellin' you who told us.
Murdock(sings) I'm an old cowhand From Rio Grande and I learned to ride before I learned to stand.
You don't shut up I'll knock you off that horse!
After the A-Team freed some wild mustangs.
MurdockOnce again, the misterious Rider of the Range deals another triumphant blow for the rights of the oppressed.
(to a man) Don't ask.
I wasn't going to.
MurdockHi, I'm Dr. Vern, veterinarian. And this (holds his hand up where is a sock) is my talking dog, Socki. Wuff!
And this is my talkin' fist. Its name is Knock-Out. Do you wanna hear Knock-Out speak?
MurdockNo.
[Carrie Hicks notices title of the book hold by Murdock.]
“Abnormal Psychology”? Are you a psychologist, Mr. Murdock?
MurdockEh, no, ma'am, I'm insane.
Carrie Hicks Oh...
Look Hannibal, there's about a hundred reasons why I hate this plan of yours, but my biggest objection, even bigger than my objection to letting someone else drive my 'vette, my biggest objection is sending the Golden Age of Television here to back up Tawnia while she's trying to scam a piece of scuzzy luggage like Harnett.
MurdockThanks for the support, O facial one.
Are these the only guys in the van, Murdock?
MurdockYes, Sir. I checked for invisibles but they didn't have any with them.
Murdock's got a plant which lives in B.A.'s van. Then the van gets stolen.
Hey, man, he's taking my van!
MurdockB.A., will you stop acting like a crybaby? ... Wait a minute. Wait a minute. The little guy's in the van. They've got my plant! He's been plantnapped. Oh, they'll probably cut off a leave and send it to me to prove they've got him.
A tree falls on Murdock.
Murdock[sings in pain] I'm a lumberjack, I'm ok. I got no legs, but what the hey.
How are you doing, Murdock?
MurdockI think there is a tree on my leg.
[Hannibal has directed the bad guys, Hoyt Plummer and Williams, into checking out "his old boss Crazy Willie Beano"]
Face, there's been a change in plan, I'm staying here.
What did you tell them?
What else, I've got a crazy boss.
Oh great, and you're not gonna be there to give the performance. Who are we gonna use?
Well, I told them he was crazy.
[Cut to the fake store, where Murdock acts as the crazy boss]
MurdockI am Crazy Willie. Beano. Beano, y'know, rhymes with Dino? What's the matter, you don't understand English? Dino, everybody loves some... (Sees Williams trying to reach for a gun in his waistband) What's the matter, you think I'm wearing a piece? (Pats his underarms) I'm clean! I'm running a business here, not a shooting gallery!
Alright, we're gonna make this nice and simple: we either get our truck back or we bury you underneath the store!
MurdockForgive me for not laughing, but I always find the baby's first step to be a very serious thing. Nobody comes in here and threatens me under my own roof. Especially when I'm eating a tuna-fish sandwich.
Smith said this guy was looney-tunes.
MurdockLooney Tunes, huh? What other TV program do you watch regularly?
Alright, I don't know what your game is, but we want that truck back!
MurdockHmph. The only thing that Crazy Willie ever gives back, is trouble. You mess around with one of my boys, I rip off one of your trucks. Fair is fair! (Knocks on the counter)
(Emerges from the back room with a rifle slung over his shoulder) Can I help you with anything?
MurdockThis here's a friend of mine, we call him Mayhem.
Alright, you want a war? We'll give you a war!
Murdock(Takes out a deck of cards from his jacket) Alright, red and you're dead. Take one off the top! (Plummer takes a seven of spades) It's your lucky day! You don't even get to bleed on the carpeting. (Snatches the card back) Now you tell your friends I sell auto parts, and if they want some, they should come down here and see me. (Hands Plummer his plate and walks off) I'll provide the lunch.
You better watch my back.
MurdockWho's gonna watch mine?
The walk across the room.
MurdockFace, your back. It's looking good.
[B.A. and Murdock were attacked by one of Boyle's men]
You're sure it was one of Boyle's men?
MurdockAbsolutely. It was that guy, Lupis. He's about 6'3', built like a bathtub.
[...]
You want me to pick up WHO?
Eh ... Lupis. He works for Boyle. We saw him yesterday.
Oh, yes. It's the big one, about 6'4', built like a chest of drawers?
MurdockYeah, that's the guy, guy. And you be careful. He almost killed B.A. He's at least 6'5', 240.
Now, I'm gonna check out his office. You check his house. If the guy Lupis shows, bag him.
Wait, the guy's 6'6', 250 pounds. He almost killed B.A., and you want ME to bag him?
Sure.
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