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The A Team · Season 2, Episode 5

“When You Comin' Back, Range Rider?” quotes from The A Team

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“When You Comin' Back, Range Rider?” · Season 2, Episode 5

In this episode: Murdock (3), Face Peck (2), B.A. Baracus (2), Hannibal Smith (1)

Murdock is laying on the tracks to hear if the train comes.

No. No, I don't hear nothing.

Murdock's horse nods.

Are you sure?

Horse whinnies and Murdock listens again.

Well, I don't hear nothing but if you're positive that..."

B.A. grabs Murdock.

I'm warning you, I've had enough of you talking to your invisible friend.

Murdock points at his horse.

Does he look invisible? You can't see HIM?

Invisible or not, I don't want you talking nothing to nobody. Got that?

Well, I'm sorry but I'm not the one with the bad attitude. When someone talks to me I feel obliged to respond in kind.

It's not a somebody! It's a horse! And horses don't talk!

(sings) A horse is a horse, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course, unless of course (B.A. starts to strangle him) the horse, of course is the famous Mr. Ed.

(on the radio) Murdock, any sign?

Murdock chokes on the radio.

(into the radio) B.A., take your hand off Murdock's throat.

Yeah! (into the radio) Ed says ...

B.A. grabs the radio.

(into the radio) Ain't no train coming!

(to Hannibal) Who's Ed?

Guess?

Murdock's horse whinnies and train is audible.

(into the radio) Train coming, muchachos. And I ain't tellin' you who told us.

(sings) I'm an old cowhand From Rio Grande and I learned to ride before I learned to stand.

You don't shut up I'll knock you off that horse!

After the A-Team freed some wild mustangs.

Once again, the misterious Rider of the Range deals another triumphant blow for the rights of the oppressed.

(to a man) Don't ask.

MMan

I wasn't going to.

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