“Sheriffs of Rivertown” quotes from The A Team

Face

You better watch my back.

Murdock

Who's gonna watch mine?

Murdock

Face, your back. It's looking good.

Hannibal

You're sure it was one of Boyle's men?

Murdock

Absolutely. It was that guy, Lupis. He's about 6'3', built like a bathtub.

Face

You want me to pick up WHO?

Hannibal

Eh ... Lupis. He works for Boyle. We saw him yesterday.

Face

Oh, yes. It's the big one, about 6'4', built like a chest of drawers?

Murdock

Yeah, that's the guy, guy. And you be careful. He almost killed B.A. He's at least 6'5', 240.

Hannibal

Now, I'm gonna check out his office. You check his house. If the guy Lupis shows, bag him.

Face

Wait, the guy's 6'6', 250 pounds. He almost killed B.A., and you want ME to bag him?

Hannibal

Sure.

Face

(Drops his badge on the table next to the other two) Ah, sheriffs of Rivertown, I'm gonna miss this job.

Hey, if it weren't for you guys, there wouldn't even be a Rivertown.

There wouldn't be a Craig Monroe either.

So, if you ever come to Oklahoma, you should look us up. I'll fix you one of my special home-cooked meals. Just... do me a favor and promise not to make any fists?

Face

Yeah, well actually, fighting's not really my strong suit, I'm much more adapted to romantic endeavors. (They kiss)

Hannibal

If you don't wanna miss the plane, then you better get a move on.

Yeah. (Picks up the suitcases) You ready, sis?

Yeah.

Thanks again.

Hannibal

Good luck.

Murdock

Adios amigos. (The Monroes leave)

B.A.

Speaking of planes, Hannibal. (Rises, grabs a stick; Hannibal, Face and Murdock back into a jail cell)

Murdock

B.A., you're not mad just because we flew you down here, are you?

Face

Now wait a minute, remember your oath as a deputy, not to hurt other deputies?

B.A.

I see three badges on the table, that mean you are civilians. I still got my badge. And as official law officer of Rivertown, I'm giving you guys two days in jail. (Locks the cell) I love it, when a plan comes together!